Talk Dirty To Me

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Who: Eclipsa and You
What: Communication devices
Where: Anywhere!
When: 8/15 onward
Warning: Eclipsa



[As fun as this theme park is, Eclipsa's starting to get a little bored with her job. She never was able to handle boredom and the urge to do something... not very polite is starting to rear its head.

So she decides to distract herself with a network post. That could be a smashing little adventure.]

Hello dears. Eclipsa Butterfly here. I can't help but notice that we've been lacking in certain romantic endeavors around here. Therefore, I've decided to offer my unique services to everyone looking for them. Happily married for three hundred years, with some dalliances of course, and an expert in love, I'm sure I can answer any question you might have about finding that special someone. Feel free to pop me a line, on here or in person, and I'll be happy to provide my expertise.

If you're looking for advise on the more intimate of course, I'm all for that as well.

[please don't ask about that]

Comments

[beakie]

say what now

Married for three HUNDRED years???

[ilovepuppies]

ok so i my friend has this crush on this guy, but the last time she saw him he was from her future and he didnt know she had a crush on him and also she was trapped in hell and he was trapped in a murder mansion and he kinda fell for another guy in the meantime and they kissed and swapped hoodies and stuff it was kinda hot

anyway she's still crushing majorly on him and doesnt know how 2 deal w/ it

what do u think my friend should do???

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Give or take some twenty years

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[....honey.]

That certainly does seem complicated. There's a couple different avenues for your friend here. The one I think most people would approve of is that your friend could try to move on, in some regard. Find someone right for her.

[tacticalespionageaction]

my friend said he was with a guy and we were going to work out together but then when i asked him again he said they were never even together in the first place.

whats up with that.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

It sounds like your friend got dumped hard and doesn't want to think about his conflicted emotions.

[tacticalespionageaction]

that hard, huh?

he sounded like he hadn't even confessed yet though.

[ilovepuppies]

but what if i she cant find anybody as cute and funny and looks good in tight pants as him??

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Well, there's always sabotaging his relationship and sweeping him off his broken-hearted feet

[beakie]

oh my goodness

In that case, what's the secret to a long, fulfilling relationship?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Well, after you've found someone you jive with? Never be afraid to try new things. Whether it be intimate or casual.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Ah, overestimating the relationship and getting hopes crushed. Happens to a lot of people.

[beakie]

I

I see

Also what do you do if you're shy about talking to people about your relationship but your partner seems to have no problem with it? I mean...we've only just started dating after so many years of working together. It's hard to adjust.

[ilovepuppies]

i dont think he would ever forgive me if i did that

[ilovepuppies]

[CRAP]

I MEAN MY FRIEND I DONT THINK HE WOULD FORGIVE MY FRIEND IF SHE DID THAT

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[..............................]

Well ideally dear your friend would be careful and methodical so she didn't get caught.

But perhaps that's not in her nature.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

The strengths of relationships like that is that you know enough about each other to support each other in whatever way they are deficient. Your partner can provide help for you in social situations while you provide aid for them in situations that you are better suited for.

[kindaruledatit]

so uh

you got any advice on what to do when you're stuck in one place and the girl you care about happens to be not in that place, but probably back where you used to be. and you miss her a lot, but can't really do much about it. Which sucks.



there was a question in here somewhere

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Oh she has advice aplenty for this topic.]

Many days you're going to want to find distractions. Something to keep your mind off what you're missing. Other days you'll need to find things to remind yourself of her, just to keep her in your thoughts. Maybe start writing down things you want to say to her when you're reunited. Little thoughts you've had that you'd think she'd like. Things you say in your day you want to tell her about. Everything you might forget but want to tell her. You could also list thins about her you like. Things about her that make you smile and laugh. Things you want to remember. Keeping information like that close by will make it feel like he's somewhat close by and these long years of separation are only temporary.

[flowersonthewall]

300 years? is that normal where you're from?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[She could have sworn "Scientist77" was the scientist fellow, but maybe she misread something.]

It depends on the person really. I have some coworkers who have lived much longer. Did you ever meet the goat chap? Much older than I.

[flowersonthewall]

The goat chap? ... Do you mean that skeleton goat? I remember seeing him around a few times, yes.

... Was he a skeleton because he was so old, or is that unrelated

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[........hm.]

It probably didnt help matters. But I believe unrelated

[flowersonthewall]

Interesting. Has he just always been a skeleton, then?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Not the last time I checked before this place. He had fur and body meat and such

[flowersonthewall]

huh. That's weird. Maybe something here changed him? Or. Killed him?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Probably the blood ritual thing I keep hearing about. Everyone seems to have had quite a time at that hoedown.

[flowersonthewall]

ohhh right. That was a thing.

What've you heard about it, really? No one seems to be willing to tell me much. Or maybe they just. Don't understand what I'm asking.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Well, there was a murder every friday, old mansion, timeline mucking, Rodney was involved, and I assume magic?

[flowersonthewall]

that's... huh. The "murder every Friday" thing explains a few things. Like that Friday Star woke everyone up freaking out, worried someone had died.

[beakie]

...I see.

That...makes sense, actually.

I don't know, I'm just...nervous, you know?

[When is he not, though.]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Relationships can be a scary thing. It requires vulnerability, opening yourself up to another person. The fear of betrayal or heartbreak can be overwhelming.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Yes she

I believe shes been through a lot. I do hope shes recovering well enough.

[flowersonthewall]

... She's a good kid. I mean, she barely understands a word I say, but she tries at least! Which is more than most people, and I really appreciate it! And she's very sweet to everyone. Except Rod Serling and a few others, but I kinda can tell they have some sort of baggage there so I just stay out of that

I may be remembering wrong [my memory's been very weird lately, ha!] but you two know each other in your world, yes?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

I'm glad to hear she's held in high regard, especially by our local intellectuals.

Yes, she's [Hm. Wait. Complicated.]

The three hundred years make exact relations tricky to follow, but she's essentially my granddaughter. I'm afraid the time muckery of her ritual experiences might mean she hasn't quite met me yet back home though.

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker takes a moment to be awestruck at the fact that he's considered a local intellectual. You've just made a Muppet's day.]

Ohhhh. I can see how that'd be tricky, yeah. But still! You still care for her, and she has you to rely on, even if she didn't know you before now. And that counts for something. I'm sure you being here for her has at least helped her cope with a little bit of the trauma from being involved with the whole ritual business.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

I certainly hope so. I'd rather be a help than a hinderance, even if it doesn't come naturally to me. When you get to my age the way I have

Well, it's good to keep track of family.

[ilovepuppies]

[SHE DOESN'T SUSPECT ANYTHING]

ummm yeah my friend has been described as reckless in the past

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[SURE JAN]

I see. Do I know them from around the castle back in Mewni or perhaps in the park? Not to violate their anonymity of course.

[ilovepuppies]

uuummm u have definitely never met them before

ever

in the history of all time

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Are you quite certain? I've met a lot of guards and so on at the castle. Or an ambassador. Or a princess.

[kindaruledatit]

...wow I didn't think I'd get a reply like... that

Writing little things down. never thought of that before

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

There's all sorts of options you can go with. There's no one in particular that you have to stick with permanently. Just with whatever works.

[kindaruledatit]

yeah I think I got that.

so, is that like, a thing you've done before? Been away from someone a while?