Talk Dirty To Me

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Who: Eclipsa and You
What: Communication devices
Where: Anywhere!
When: 8/15 onward
Warning: Eclipsa



[As fun as this theme park is, Eclipsa's starting to get a little bored with her job. She never was able to handle boredom and the urge to do something... not very polite is starting to rear its head.

So she decides to distract herself with a network post. That could be a smashing little adventure.]

Hello dears. Eclipsa Butterfly here. I can't help but notice that we've been lacking in certain romantic endeavors around here. Therefore, I've decided to offer my unique services to everyone looking for them. Happily married for three hundred years, with some dalliances of course, and an expert in love, I'm sure I can answer any question you might have about finding that special someone. Feel free to pop me a line, on here or in person, and I'll be happy to provide my expertise.

If you're looking for advise on the more intimate of course, I'm all for that as well.

[please don't ask about that]

Comments

[flowersonthewall]

... She's a good kid. I mean, she barely understands a word I say, but she tries at least! Which is more than most people, and I really appreciate it! And she's very sweet to everyone. Except Rod Serling and a few others, but I kinda can tell they have some sort of baggage there so I just stay out of that

I may be remembering wrong [my memory's been very weird lately, ha!] but you two know each other in your world, yes?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

I'm glad to hear she's held in high regard, especially by our local intellectuals.

Yes, she's [Hm. Wait. Complicated.]

The three hundred years make exact relations tricky to follow, but she's essentially my granddaughter. I'm afraid the time muckery of her ritual experiences might mean she hasn't quite met me yet back home though.

[flowersonthewall]

[Beaker takes a moment to be awestruck at the fact that he's considered a local intellectual. You've just made a Muppet's day.]

Ohhhh. I can see how that'd be tricky, yeah. But still! You still care for her, and she has you to rely on, even if she didn't know you before now. And that counts for something. I'm sure you being here for her has at least helped her cope with a little bit of the trauma from being involved with the whole ritual business.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

I certainly hope so. I'd rather be a help than a hinderance, even if it doesn't come naturally to me. When you get to my age the way I have

Well, it's good to keep track of family.