Eclipsa Butterfly (
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progresscity2018-08-19 11:12 am
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Talk Dirty To Me
Who: Eclipsa and You
What: Communication devices
Where: Anywhere!
When: 8/15 onward
Warning: Eclipsa
[As fun as this theme park is, Eclipsa's starting to get a little bored with her job. She never was able to handle boredom and the urge to do something... not very polite is starting to rear its head.
So she decides to distract herself with a network post. That could be a smashing little adventure.]
Hello dears. Eclipsa Butterfly here. I can't help but notice that we've been lacking in certain romantic endeavors around here. Therefore, I've decided to offer my unique services to everyone looking for them. Happily married for three hundred years, with some dalliances of course, and an expert in love, I'm sure I can answer any question you might have about finding that special someone. Feel free to pop me a line, on here or in person, and I'll be happy to provide my expertise.
If you're looking for advise on the more intimate of course, I'm all for that as well.
[please don't ask about that]
What: Communication devices
Where: Anywhere!
When: 8/15 onward
Warning: Eclipsa
[As fun as this theme park is, Eclipsa's starting to get a little bored with her job. She never was able to handle boredom and the urge to do something... not very polite is starting to rear its head.
So she decides to distract herself with a network post. That could be a smashing little adventure.]
Hello dears. Eclipsa Butterfly here. I can't help but notice that we've been lacking in certain romantic endeavors around here. Therefore, I've decided to offer my unique services to everyone looking for them. Happily married for three hundred years, with some dalliances of course, and an expert in love, I'm sure I can answer any question you might have about finding that special someone. Feel free to pop me a line, on here or in person, and I'll be happy to provide my expertise.
If you're looking for advise on the more intimate of course, I'm all for that as well.
[please don't ask about that]
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Well ideally dear your friend would be careful and methodical so she didn't get caught.
But perhaps that's not in her nature.
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ummm yeah my friend has been described as reckless in the past
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I see. Do I know them from around the castle back in Mewni or perhaps in the park? Not to violate their anonymity of course.
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