allknowledgegoodknowledge: (A very handsome deal)
Eclipsa Butterfly ([personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-08-19 11:12 am

Talk Dirty To Me

Who: Eclipsa and You
What: Communication devices
Where: Anywhere!
When: 8/15 onward
Warning: Eclipsa



[As fun as this theme park is, Eclipsa's starting to get a little bored with her job. She never was able to handle boredom and the urge to do something... not very polite is starting to rear its head.

So she decides to distract herself with a network post. That could be a smashing little adventure.
]

Hello dears. Eclipsa Butterfly here. I can't help but notice that we've been lacking in certain romantic endeavors around here. Therefore, I've decided to offer my unique services to everyone looking for them. Happily married for three hundred years, with some dalliances of course, and an expert in love, I'm sure I can answer any question you might have about finding that special someone. Feel free to pop me a line, on here or in person, and I'll be happy to provide my expertise.

If you're looking for advise on the more intimate of course, I'm all for that as well.


[please don't ask about that]
ilovepuppies: (Rainbow Flytrap)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2018-09-07 08:29 pm (UTC)(link)
uuummm u have definitely never met them before

ever

in the history of all time