Talk Dirty To Me

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Who: Eclipsa and You
What: Communication devices
Where: Anywhere!
When: 8/15 onward
Warning: Eclipsa



[As fun as this theme park is, Eclipsa's starting to get a little bored with her job. She never was able to handle boredom and the urge to do something... not very polite is starting to rear its head.

So she decides to distract herself with a network post. That could be a smashing little adventure.]

Hello dears. Eclipsa Butterfly here. I can't help but notice that we've been lacking in certain romantic endeavors around here. Therefore, I've decided to offer my unique services to everyone looking for them. Happily married for three hundred years, with some dalliances of course, and an expert in love, I'm sure I can answer any question you might have about finding that special someone. Feel free to pop me a line, on here or in person, and I'll be happy to provide my expertise.

If you're looking for advise on the more intimate of course, I'm all for that as well.

[please don't ask about that]

Comments

[ilovepuppies]

ok so i my friend has this crush on this guy, but the last time she saw him he was from her future and he didnt know she had a crush on him and also she was trapped in hell and he was trapped in a murder mansion and he kinda fell for another guy in the meantime and they kissed and swapped hoodies and stuff it was kinda hot

anyway she's still crushing majorly on him and doesnt know how 2 deal w/ it

what do u think my friend should do???

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[....honey.]

That certainly does seem complicated. There's a couple different avenues for your friend here. The one I think most people would approve of is that your friend could try to move on, in some regard. Find someone right for her.

[ilovepuppies]

but what if i she cant find anybody as cute and funny and looks good in tight pants as him??

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Well, there's always sabotaging his relationship and sweeping him off his broken-hearted feet

[ilovepuppies]

i dont think he would ever forgive me if i did that

[ilovepuppies]

[CRAP]

I MEAN MY FRIEND I DONT THINK HE WOULD FORGIVE MY FRIEND IF SHE DID THAT

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[..............................]

Well ideally dear your friend would be careful and methodical so she didn't get caught.

But perhaps that's not in her nature.

[ilovepuppies]

[SHE DOESN'T SUSPECT ANYTHING]

ummm yeah my friend has been described as reckless in the past

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[SURE JAN]

I see. Do I know them from around the castle back in Mewni or perhaps in the park? Not to violate their anonymity of course.

[ilovepuppies]

uuummm u have definitely never met them before

ever

in the history of all time

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Are you quite certain? I've met a lot of guards and so on at the castle. Or an ambassador. Or a princess.