EVENT LOG PT. 2 Well you tried to have fun

[inkredible]

Who: Everyone at the party
What: An intruder changes plans
Where: The Adventurer's Club
When: Later in the night on the Fourth of July
Warnings: Cartoonish Evil Doers



[All in all, the party’s gone off without a hitch so far, Food was eaten, fun was had, and it just seems like a pretty normal event so far!

That is, until the light’s suddenly shut off in the Adventurer’s Club. After about a minute of confused panic, a spotlight suddenly shines down on on who can only be described as a strange suited furry. He grins at the party goers around him.]

Welcome, foolish mortals, I’ve had my eye on this city and I thought we would play a little game.

All the doors and windows are locked in this building, so there’s no way in, and most importantly for you, NO WAY OUT.

Your little party has become an indefinite stay here, with one catch: You have to kill one of your fellow party goers and get away with it!

Now, why don’t you all make this fun?

[OOC: As a note: The second part of the event won’t last for more than a few hours ICly for those worried about being trapped here. But of course there has to be some way out of this mess, right?]

Comments

[hallotween]

[immediately and wordlessly smashes a bottle against a table]

[midnightcowboy]

[very helpfully, from said table:]

Just go for the mayor, almost everybody already hates that guy.

[inkredible]

My aren't you eager? I've heard at least some of you here are quite bloodthirsty already.

[noncomformist]

[If there was any time to use one of her last cigarettes, it'd be now. Henrietta takes a drag as she watches.]

That's hardcore.

[Only the most practical advice or statements can clearly be said right now.]

[lusito]

[Not even getting up from where he had been drinking here.]

For the love of me--again, really? Has no one sent you the memo yet about that particular game being considered out of style now?

[inkredible]

What can I say? I love the classics!

[Screw you too Josh.]

[stinkypete]

...Wait, what do you mean "again"? [did he miss something? why isn't everyone screaming in terror like they should be]

[not_over_yet]

[ How about "Fuck No"?

Activating his power heaves card. What's the nearest heavy object he's able to chuck at this asshole? Cause Basil is doing that. ]

[inkredible]

[Quite a few things! Tables, chairs, alcohol stuff, Basil has a lot of options right now!]

[tadaishi]

...Unbelievable.

[Don't mind him, he's just going to pick up the nearest object he can pick up with one hand and wing it at the weird furry.]

[inkredible]

[The closest thing new Tadashi is a plate! He throw it at Blot and it barely misses him as he dodges it.]

And here I thought I'd be welcomed with a roar of applause.

[flowersonthewall]

[Oh For Fucks Sake Beaker Knew He Shouldve Stayed At The Damn Lab

He's heard passing details about the whole "murdergame" thing that happened- enough to get the gist of what's happening.

Beaker pulls his head into his shirt collar nervously, meeping to himself. If he catches the eye of one of the ones from those rounds, he'll try to get their attention to ask:]

Mee-mimuhmeep minimuh meep...? Minimuhmi meep minuh-mi meep mi muh?

[Do you recognize this guy...? From the "murder" things you guys have mentioned?

Aside from that, he'll be trying to keep out of the way of this guy, growing progressively more nervous as time goes on and they still remain trapped. The longer they're stuck here, the more high strung Beaker gets, to the point where he might wind up pulling his Magic Ribbon card on anyone who surprises him.

More time and a few more glasses of wine later, and Beaker might actually try his hand at investigating the area for any way out.]

[not_over_yet]

Either Randy found a new skin suit and lost all originality, or: no. New one.

[muppetlabs]

Maybe if we're lucky it's just gonna be like one of our old murder mystery skits back in the theatre.

[or that one trial which might break reality if spoken about]

[ilovepuppies]

[Star may not understand a single thing Meep Man says but like hell is she gonna let him get hurt!

Of course, jumping right in front of him with a morning star is probably considered "surprising".]

[standingonmyneck]

[.....


.....................................................

Oh, she had absolutely NO patience for this. Not tonight, not any night. Especially not tonight. Look Sakakura, my first murder game. Daria just held her punch and look right on to the scene with as much of an expression as usual.]

You forgot to twirl your mustache.

[inkredible]

[And he just... twirls his mustache as soon as she says that.]

Is that better for you?

[kindaruledatit]

I'm shocked you had to remind him of it.

[beakie]

...

[Looks towards his drink. Pours it out onto the ground.]

Meep meemiimeep meep meemoomeep.

[Half of the people in this room are capable of assaulting this dude without question.]

[andbegone]

Volunteering yourself as a sacrifice? How thoughtful of you!

[Spoken from behind a chair because he knows full damn well he'd be one of the first people to get murdered if anyone actually goes for this.]

[stinkypete]

[Pete was in the middle of guzzling down a whole bottle of XXX when this guy shows up. He squints at the stranger through his drunken haze.]

...Walt?

[Then he rubs his eyes and squints harder. His eyes widen.]

Oh. You.

[inkredible]

I must say it's flattering that you thought I was the big guy at first, but I'm afraid you're mistaken.

[He leans in closer.]

How have ya been?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Now whos invited this hansome drink of water? [As she sloshes her drink around.

Idly glancing to see if there's someone she could smoke out easily.]

[lusito]

[whispers to eclipsa near him here, having noticed that glance around--]

He hasn't said that he's an exception to the killing yet. Just saying.

[josh no do not encourage murder even if it's toward the new guy that just showed up]

[kindaruledatit]

[..............................She could probably be panicking right about now. That's what her body is telling her.

But instead she's just yelling, very loudly, from the back.]

Boooooo! We've heard this already! Get off the stage!

[inkredible]

I don't suppose that you have a "better speech" about how "good guys always save the day", do you?

[noncomformist]

Lame.

[She thinks this is super boring, and Henrietta's never even been in a murder game before.

Granted. She still thinks this is way more game than murder right now.]

Mustache is kind of goth though.

[inkredible]

Thank you, it takes a lot of effort to get it just like ol' Walt's.

[ilovepuppies]

[Star has a brief Moment(tm) when she hears the phrase welcome, foolish mortals, but she quickly recovers, summons up her morning star and lets out a barbarian warcry.]

DIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Aaaaaand here she comes, dress splattered in blood bbq sauce.]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Remember to go for the jugular, dear!

[supoorhero]

[Okay, so technically this goes against superhero code, but nobody's asked yet so...]

What's stopping us from killing you instead?

[inkredible]

[He laughs.]

You really think you can just kill me? I'd love to see you try.