progresscity | EVENT LOG PT. 2 Well you tried to have fun

Who: Everyone at the party
What: An intruder changes plans
Where: The Adventurer's Club
When: Later in the night on the Fourth of July
Warnings: Cartoonish Evil Doers

[All in all, the party’s gone off without a hitch so far, Food was eaten, fun was had, and it just seems like a pretty normal event so far!

That is, until the light’s suddenly shut off in the Adventurer’s Club. After about a minute of confused panic, a spotlight suddenly shines down on on who can only be described as a strange suited furry. He grins at the party goers around him.]

Welcome, foolish mortals, I’ve had my eye on this city and I thought we would play a little game.

All the doors and windows are locked in this building, so there’s no way in, and most importantly for you, NO WAY OUT.

Your little party has become an indefinite stay here, with one catch: You have to kill one of your fellow party goers and get away with it!

Now, why don’t you all make this fun?

[OOC: As a note: The second part of the event won’t last for more than a few hours ICly for those worried about being trapped here. But of course there has to be some way out of this mess, right?]

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Thank you, it takes a lot of effort to get it just like ol' Walt's.

-- Oh my God, ROD WHY IS EVERYTHING EVER RELATED TO YOUR DUMB DEAD BOYFRIEND?!

In case you forgot, my "dumb dead boyfriend" was the god of this universe until recently.

Your boyfriend was a 'god'?

[Okay. That sounds stupid, but also potentially more interesting than just about anything else she's heard in this dumb bullshit world.]

[Massages his temple.]

It's a very long story...

You have a cliff notes version?

I was very close to my creator and boss, Walt, and long story short it turned out he was a horrible person who sacrificed souls and now he's dead.

Wow. He sounds hardcore goth.

Too bad he's wormfood.

[This girl is clearly the most sensitive soul conceivable.]

[Across the room, a cat shrieks]

WALT'S DEAD?!

Sorry I guess? ... Why did you think I ran this place if you thought Walt was alive?

I just thought he was takin' a vacation or you'd thrown out Eisner or somethin'!

Eisner? I thought Walt kicked him out after a month.

Even the cliff notes would be long.

More interesting than just about anything else here if we're talking gods.

[If you ever wondered what a ten year old that would actually hate Disney World looks like, wonder no more.]

The cliff notes version is that there was a hell of a lot of gay drama that resulted in several rounds of a murder game, before a bunch of us escaped, then fought and ran over the god of the underworld with a car until he couldn't get back up again.

...You're telling me we're here because of someone's shitty relationship ended in a ton of murders with the bad guy getting run over by a car.

[She takes a long drag on her cigarette.]

Oh my god.

I'm stuck in an eldritch Lifetime movie.

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Because gay drama never actually ends when you think it does, it just sort of dies down for a little while before suddenly another ex is crawling out of the woodwork to bring it back.

Josh this guy isn't my ex.

Well if not yours, then Walt's I assume, because he really seems to get around more than I was comfortable being aware of.

[why do so many of you want the disney dick]

[Look Walt was extremely charming when he wasn't sacrificing souls!]

... I hate that you might not be wrong about that.

Believe me, I hate that I might be right about that myself.

[please everyone, love yourself and get better taste]

Wow. I don't think you can be more of a poser when you're ripping off grandpas.

[Walt? Totally some old asshole's name.]

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It takes a lot of effort to make the style work and I'm not entirely sure he's pulling it off.

No. He pulled slimy douchebag off perfectly.

Your style is pretty goth.

[It’s not full goth, lacks emphasis on the perfect color - black - but it has that Victorian look going for it.

She likes your clothes, is what she’s saying Eclipsa.]

I'll pretend to know what that means and accept it as a compliment!