EVENT LOG PT. 2 Well you tried to have fun

[inkredible]

Who: Everyone at the party
What: An intruder changes plans
Where: The Adventurer's Club
When: Later in the night on the Fourth of July
Warnings: Cartoonish Evil Doers



[All in all, the party’s gone off without a hitch so far, Food was eaten, fun was had, and it just seems like a pretty normal event so far!

That is, until the light’s suddenly shut off in the Adventurer’s Club. After about a minute of confused panic, a spotlight suddenly shines down on on who can only be described as a strange suited furry. He grins at the party goers around him.]

Welcome, foolish mortals, I’ve had my eye on this city and I thought we would play a little game.

All the doors and windows are locked in this building, so there’s no way in, and most importantly for you, NO WAY OUT.

Your little party has become an indefinite stay here, with one catch: You have to kill one of your fellow party goers and get away with it!

Now, why don’t you all make this fun?

[OOC: As a note: The second part of the event won’t last for more than a few hours ICly for those worried about being trapped here. But of course there has to be some way out of this mess, right?]

Comments

[keyofimagination]

[Massages his temple.]

It's a very long story...

[noncomformist]

You have a cliff notes version?

[keyofimagination]

I was very close to my creator and boss, Walt, and long story short it turned out he was a horrible person who sacrificed souls and now he's dead.

[noncomformist]

Wow. He sounds hardcore goth.

Too bad he's wormfood.

[This girl is clearly the most sensitive soul conceivable.]

[stinkypete]

[Across the room, a cat shrieks] WALT'S DEAD?!

[keyofimagination]

Sorry I guess? ... Why did you think I ran this place if you thought Walt was alive?

[stinkypete]

I just thought he was takin' a vacation or you'd thrown out Eisner or somethin'!

[keyofimagination]

Eisner? I thought Walt kicked him out after a month.

[kindaruledatit]

Even the cliff notes would be long.

[noncomformist]

More interesting than just about anything else here if we're talking gods.

[If you ever wondered what a ten year old that would actually hate Disney World looks like, wonder no more.]

[lusito]

The cliff notes version is that there was a hell of a lot of gay drama that resulted in several rounds of a murder game, before a bunch of us escaped, then fought and ran over the god of the underworld with a car until he couldn't get back up again.

[noncomformist]

...You're telling me we're here because of someone's shitty relationship ended in a ton of murders with the bad guy getting run over by a car.

[She takes a long drag on her cigarette.]

Oh my god.

I'm stuck in an eldritch Lifetime movie.

[lusito]

Welcome to Progress City, better get used to this kind of thing while you're here. Maybe next time it'll be Juri Riggins taking a turn at a new scheme because he dated Walt Disney and the guy wouldn't let him steal a kid's lunch money or something ten or twelve years ago.

[... First of all, Josh, his name was Jerry Mander--I mean, Count Olaf. Secondly, does Count Olaf even know who Walt Disney is...]

[noncomformist]

Wow. If I close my eyes I can pretend like I never got kidnapped and left home. Thank God.

[Really. Some of this crazy shit sounds like it would fit in perfectly back in South Park.]

[tadaishi]

...Don't give anyone ideas, Josh.

[We don't need a repeat of Jerry Mander.]

[kindaruledatit]

Don't say that, dude. Because now it's gonna happen.

[Geeze.]

[itsthecount]

Mrm, wrrf?

[cue him looking up from the buffet table with a mouthful of Doritos]]

[lusito]

[we're on to you juri, we know what you're planning]

[mister_mystery]

Yeesh. Sounds like y'all need a therapist or something. Are you guys gonna be okay?

[WHO KEEPS PUTTING THESE KIDS AND TEENS IN MURDER RITUALS]

[hallotween]

Yeah, we don't even remember what "okay" is like at this point.

[mister_mystery]

That's. That's rough, kiddo.

[can he offer you a crowbar an egg in these trying times]