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Progress City Mods ([personal profile] progressmods) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-04-29 11:49 am

EVENT LOG: Debate Time!

Who: All the candidates, debate moderators, everyone.
What: Progress City's first Mayoral Debate.
Where: Park in Aqua District.
When: 4/29.
Warnings: Mudslinging and Dumpster Fires.

[Alright, impromptu election. Got it.

Bill takes on the liberties of organizing a debate, making sure to space it out a couple days to give the candidates some time to prepare. The park in the pink district is chosen as a venue, given the relatively decent weather, and a large stage is constructed in the middle of it. There are a number of podiums set up for the candidates, a table and microphone down in front for debate moderators and those simply wanting to ask questions, and a good number of chairs for those wanting to see a living and breathing dumpster fire.

The whole thing is catered by Joffrey's, too, so at least you have free coffee to get you through the death of Progress City's sanity as we know it.]
keyofimagination: (Wave goodbye to the real world)

"MAYOR" ROD

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-29 04:12 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rod is busy reading through his notes as he gets onstage, murmuring to himself as he does so. Despite his calm outwards look, he is currently screaming on the inside a little.]

I am ready to answer your questions.
itsthecount: (005)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-29 04:23 pm (UTC)(link)
You cleeaaarllyyy aren't, if all of these fine new arrivals are stillll stuck here!

[Oof.]
keyofimagination: (We invite you if you dare to step aboard)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-29 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Can someone please get him off the stage??]

We have been working tirelessly to find the root cause of all of this and how to get everyone back to their home dimensions. Unfortunately it's been a very slow progress this month and we still have no idea where to begin that won't lead to a dead end.
itsthecount: (003)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-29 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuuuuuusesss!
onlyexplainit: (The Twilight Zone)

[personal profile] onlyexplainit 2018-04-29 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well, what are your plans on sending all of the visitors back to their home dimensions?
keyofimagination: (Deepest darkest corner of imagination)

Rip me i freaking used the wrong account again........

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-29 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

You... are aware we live in a pocket dimension, right?
itsthecount: (006)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-29 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I will...import an ocean around the city!

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allknowledgegoodknowledge: (A very handsome deal)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-04-29 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hello, dear. Good to see you as always. How are you feeling today?

[Like she's seeing an old friend and not standing in a crowd of potential voters speaking to a candidate.]
keyofimagination: (Destination: Unknown)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
[. . .]

As well as I can, I suppose. And you?
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (All knowledge is good knowledge you know)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-04-30 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
Enjoying a charming day, thank you for asking.

Ah, here's a more political question, hm? Why do you want the mayor position back?
keyofimagination: (Default)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
[He looks thoughtful as he speaks.]

This city means everything to me. I have spent nearly a year now pouring my heart and soul building it. I am aware that I'm not a perfect mayor, but I want this to be an amazing city, and for it to be a happy experience for everyone living here.

My number one priority, a bigger priority than even my own well-being, is to see this city thrive.
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (Don't suppose you could get chocolate)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-04-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
It sounds like you've been working non-stop. Lots of stress building, hm?

How can you be sure you won't glitch again?
keyofimagination: (A warm welcome)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 01:59 am (UTC)(link)
I will make sure to visit Bill more often for tune ups. I'll admit I was so absorbed in my work that I've been neglecting it, but it's been an educational experience for me and I know now that I'm not invincible.
ilovepuppies: (Cotton Candy Cloud)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2018-04-30 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
It seems to me that you don't have a leg to stand on.

[ba-dum-tish.]
keyofimagination: (You are about to discover)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I thought I was going to die, Star.
ilovepuppies: (Radiant Shadow Transform)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2018-04-30 01:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. Oh.

You thought you were gonna die.
keyofimagination: (FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Look, Star, I'm aware that you don't like me, and maybe you think I'm a hypocrite, but that doesn't excuse making fun of someone who was in a lot of pain.
ilovepuppies: (Shimmering Crystal Seesaw)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2018-04-30 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
It's not my fault you were programmed to feel pain.
keyofimagination: (We invite you if you dare to step aboard)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Alright, then we can blame Walt for everything now.

[Can we do that? Please?]
ilovepuppies: (Summoning Cloudy Charm)

[personal profile] ilovepuppies 2018-04-30 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
We could, but he's not here right now and you are, sooooo.
not_over_yet: (...are you still here?)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-04-30 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
...You do realize a significant number of recent arrivals have thoroughly lost their fear of death? Something-something, all that ritual business, and so forth.

[ Rod, you seem like a decent enough fellow otherwise... why must you whine so much. ]
keyofimagination: (We invite you if you dare to step aboard)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
That may be so, but Star did make fun of someone who just recovered from a horrifying injury.
not_over_yet: (an aside)

[personal profile] not_over_yet 2018-04-30 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
...I'm sorry, could you repeat that? I couldn't quite hear a point in there.
keyofimagination: (FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
That maybe we should use this debates on actual debates and not mocking each other pointlessly?

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