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Progress City Mods ([personal profile] progressmods) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-04-29 11:49 am

EVENT LOG: Debate Time!

Who: All the candidates, debate moderators, everyone.
What: Progress City's first Mayoral Debate.
Where: Park in Aqua District.
When: 4/29.
Warnings: Mudslinging and Dumpster Fires.

[Alright, impromptu election. Got it.

Bill takes on the liberties of organizing a debate, making sure to space it out a couple days to give the candidates some time to prepare. The park in the pink district is chosen as a venue, given the relatively decent weather, and a large stage is constructed in the middle of it. There are a number of podiums set up for the candidates, a table and microphone down in front for debate moderators and those simply wanting to ask questions, and a good number of chairs for those wanting to see a living and breathing dumpster fire.

The whole thing is catered by Joffrey's, too, so at least you have free coffee to get you through the death of Progress City's sanity as we know it.]
keyofimagination: (We invite you if you dare to step aboard)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-29 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Can someone please get him off the stage??]

We have been working tirelessly to find the root cause of all of this and how to get everyone back to their home dimensions. Unfortunately it's been a very slow progress this month and we still have no idea where to begin that won't lead to a dead end.
itsthecount: (003)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-29 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Excuuuuuusesss!
onlyexplainit: (The Twilight Zone)

[personal profile] onlyexplainit 2018-04-29 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well, what are your plans on sending all of the visitors back to their home dimensions?
keyofimagination: (Deepest darkest corner of imagination)

Rip me i freaking used the wrong account again........

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-29 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
. . .

You... are aware we live in a pocket dimension, right?
itsthecount: (006)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-29 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I will...import an ocean around the city!
keyofimagination: (You are about to discover)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-29 05:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Even if you could, that wouldn't stop the fact that this is a pocket dimension. I have never heard of being able to travel through dimension through an *ocean*.
itsthecount: (010)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-29 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It will be an ocean of sppppaaaccceee!
keyofimagination: (You are about to discover)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-04-30 02:02 am (UTC)(link)
... Alright, I suppose the audience here can form their own opinions on your... insightful idea.
kindaruledatit: (Okay....?)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-04-30 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Ocean of space" sounds pretty cool, could probably be a band name.

[Just saying.]
hallotween: (how can I fuck with the fun again)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-30 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Don't encourage this.
kindaruledatit: (you know...)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-04-30 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, I'm just saying. Gotta do something with this nonsense.