someday

[lusito]

Who: Joshua, and maybe even you??
What: Josh being Josh, but also kind of being in a bad mood
Where: Tower of Terror, and then excuses to be elsewhere
When: Over the next few days?
Warnings: N/A I'll add if anything comes up



[A]

[Today, if you decide to pay a visit to the Tower of Tower, for once you'll actually see Joshua here, doing his job?? WHAT??

... Granted, he's not the chipper ride attendant that Rod would probably want right now, though. If anything he seems to be really bored, even reading some ridiculous magazines while in the elevator with the guests and simply flipping a page when the drop hits. Once the elevator comes to a stop--]

Something something Twilight Zone, you heard the video enough times to guess what I'm going to say, go on and get out of the elevator already unless you want to ride again.

[So that's how Josh's work day is going, apparently.]

[B]

[Sometime later, Josh leaves work and finds an empty open space to do something that he hasn't done in a very, very long time: practicing with his powers that the cards have given him here. Namely, the random-acting Genie Lamp card. Normally, his magnificent omniscience would be able to predict what effect the card is going to have when he chooses to use it, but... that is not the case here in this place.

As such, anyone who comes across him today will find him attempting to use the card and use it in a manner that benefits him somehow, but so far, he seems to be slowly becoming frustrated, before he finally uses it to accidentally set fire to a tree nearby. Whoops...]

[C]

[Late tonight, you may be able to spot Joshua... sitting on the top of the roof where he and Tadashi live. How did he get up there without the use of his wings like he would have before? Who knows. Regardless, he's here, looking at the night sky and occasionally looking down at anyone if they happen to actually be passing by at this late hour. Say hello?]

Comments

[whatarenext]

[Oh thank god something he stare blankly at and not be accused of being dead.

He picks the weird tigger one first.]

Oh my god so much purple, it's like Tim Burton got allergies and sneezed all over this cover. You know, like most of his movies.

[Mutters some more as he reads.]

Why would this weasel need plastic surgery? Like all this...crap. Could be very superficial, like at a Halloween store.

[lusito]

I believe that's supposed to be a tiger, actually, but given appearances, it does seem rather small for one of those.

[whatarenext]

Well it's parents must've fucked up. No wonder it's got that whole Alice in Hot Topicland look going.

I mean imagine being a tiger and somehow one evolves into an emo.

[lusito]

[Pffft]

Fair enough. I'm sure even Lapin Angelique would find this to be a bit too much, even with the fashion they would promote back home.

[He then taps the magazine cover here.]

Also, I recommend checking the page covering this "Rabbit"'s breakdown, it's quite fascinating to read.

[whatarenext]

Is that some kind of perfume? Like the kind with a weird commercial with oh say Matthew Mcconaughey?

[He flips it open, glossing through the story mouth a few 'oh my gods'.]

Jezzus, I didn't even know you could do that with carrots. Talk about a...insert Beta Carrotine pun here.

[lusito]

It was a store I used to visit sometimes back home. They had great discounts on parasols.

[He misses it a lot, actually... best not to think about it too much here--]

Indeed. I was quite shocked myself when I read how much of an effect that all had on their well-being.

[whatarenext]

Parasols? What are you, a barista?

I mean I've done a lot of shit with food. A lot. A loooooooot.

[lusito]

Dare I even ask?

[whatarenext]

You can try, but explaining won't be easy.

[lusito]

Well, now I'm curious to hear you attempt doing so.