[Oh thank god something he stare blankly at and not be accused of being dead.

He picks the weird tigger one first.]

Oh my god so much purple, it's like Tim Burton got allergies and sneezed all over this cover. You know, like most of his movies.

[Mutters some more as he reads.]

Why would this weasel need plastic surgery? Like all this...crap. Could be very superficial, like at a Halloween store.