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progresscity2018-05-12 06:50 am
hiddenmeaning) wrote in progresscity2018-05-12 06:50 am
i am an artist, feel free to correct me
Who: Slopesey and You (Unless You're Capitalism)
What: An avant-garde artist from somewhere in the multiverse has decided to come to Progress City and make ~art~.
Where: Mainly Epcot, although he can be found in almost any park.
When: May 12 - May 25st
Warnings: Escape from Tomorrowland spoilers, if you. Care about that sort of thing?
May 12th. Epcot, Mexico Pavilion.
[Seemingly overnight, the pyramid got a new paint job. There's a killer whale painted on it but it's been stabbed by a figure that looks suspiciously like Rod. If you happen by, guests seem to be clumping around a man dressed in a sombrero and playing a guitar (badly) while he sings about how capitalism kills whales. In English, but with a lot of bizarre Spanish thrown in. He's saying ballena a lot, anyway.]
May 13th. Epcot, Future World.
[Slopesey is here, arguing with the poor person manning the turkey leg cart about whether or not turkey legs are emu. Are you the person behind him that just wants your fucking turkey leg? Are you a bystander? Whatever it is, you might want to intervene so everyone can go back to having a magical day.]
May 14th. Epcot, Spaceship Earth.
[You know those doors marked for Cast Members only? Yeah, Slopesey is taking photos of them. Don't mind him, honestly. Definitely nothing suspicious going on here.]
May 15 - May 25th. Everywhere.
[Slopesey can be found filming his magnum opus for about a week and a half. He spends a lot of time harassing princesses, but also trying to be inconspicuous while riding the same rides like six times in a row and yelling periodically about capitalism. It's fine. Don't worry about him.]
What: An avant-garde artist from somewhere in the multiverse has decided to come to Progress City and make ~art~.
Where: Mainly Epcot, although he can be found in almost any park.
When: May 12 - May 25st
Warnings: Escape from Tomorrowland spoilers, if you. Care about that sort of thing?
May 12th. Epcot, Mexico Pavilion.
[Seemingly overnight, the pyramid got a new paint job. There's a killer whale painted on it but it's been stabbed by a figure that looks suspiciously like Rod. If you happen by, guests seem to be clumping around a man dressed in a sombrero and playing a guitar (badly) while he sings about how capitalism kills whales. In English, but with a lot of bizarre Spanish thrown in. He's saying ballena a lot, anyway.]
May 13th. Epcot, Future World.
[Slopesey is here, arguing with the poor person manning the turkey leg cart about whether or not turkey legs are emu. Are you the person behind him that just wants your fucking turkey leg? Are you a bystander? Whatever it is, you might want to intervene so everyone can go back to having a magical day.]
May 14th. Epcot, Spaceship Earth.
[You know those doors marked for Cast Members only? Yeah, Slopesey is taking photos of them. Don't mind him, honestly. Definitely nothing suspicious going on here.]
May 15 - May 25th. Everywhere.
[Slopesey can be found filming his magnum opus for about a week and a half. He spends a lot of time harassing princesses, but also trying to be inconspicuous while riding the same rides like six times in a row and yelling periodically about capitalism. It's fine. Don't worry about him.]
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That's awesome. Seriously freaky.