i am an artist, feel free to correct me

[hiddenmeaning]

Who: Slopesey and You (Unless You're Capitalism)
What: An avant-garde artist from somewhere in the multiverse has decided to come to Progress City and make ~art~.
Where: Mainly Epcot, although he can be found in almost any park.
When: May 12 - May 25st
Warnings: Escape from Tomorrowland spoilers, if you. Care about that sort of thing?


May 12th. Epcot, Mexico Pavilion.
[Seemingly overnight, the pyramid got a new paint job. There's a killer whale painted on it but it's been stabbed by a figure that looks suspiciously like Rod. If you happen by, guests seem to be clumping around a man dressed in a sombrero and playing a guitar (badly) while he sings about how capitalism kills whales. In English, but with a lot of bizarre Spanish thrown in. He's saying ballena a lot, anyway.]

May 13th. Epcot, Future World.
[Slopesey is here, arguing with the poor person manning the turkey leg cart about whether or not turkey legs are emu. Are you the person behind him that just wants your fucking turkey leg? Are you a bystander? Whatever it is, you might want to intervene so everyone can go back to having a magical day.]

May 14th. Epcot, Spaceship Earth.
[You know those doors marked for Cast Members only? Yeah, Slopesey is taking photos of them. Don't mind him, honestly. Definitely nothing suspicious going on here.]

May 15 - May 25th. Everywhere.
[Slopesey can be found filming his magnum opus for about a week and a half. He spends a lot of time harassing princesses, but also trying to be inconspicuous while riding the same rides like six times in a row and yelling periodically about capitalism. It's fine. Don't worry about him.]

Comments

[hallotween]

... Why whales. [she agrees with the spirit but. why whales.]

[hiddenmeaning]

They deserve to be free. Haven't you seen Blackfish?

[Is this part of a viral marketing campaign? Possibly. Who knows.]

May 13th

[marryapanther]

Does it matter what kind of bird it is? Meat is meat, after all.

[ilovepuppies]

[whispers:] what's am emu.

[marryapanther]

Hm? I'm... not sure, to be quite honest. [Emus are only in Australia, and Bagheera's not exactly well traveled.] But judging by how this man is shouting about it, I have to assume it's some type of bird.

[hiddenmeaning]

That's how they get you: they tell you all meat is the same, and then they start solving the population problem by murdering innocent babies and grinding them up to serve under some capitalist brand name like "Soylent."

[He is dead fucking serious.]

[marryapanther]

... Is that really what you humans do?

[]

[hiddenmeaning]

Maybe not every human society, but many do.

[Dunno what you're talking about, dude. That's perfectly normal shit.]

[marryapanther]

Hm.

[He's not 100% on board with Slopesey's words, but. Maybe Bagheera should rethink this "hesitantly trusting human beings" thing for now until he figures out for sure.]

Is that "Soylent" thing an actual example, or something you made up on the spot?

May 14th

[kindaruledatit]

[Walking by, all casual like, dole whip in hand.

....Does she really want to look into this?]

Wondering about the doors? Yeah, not sure what's behind them either.

[It's not in her job description.]

[hiddenmeaning]

Have you heard the rumors of what they built under this building?

[Hint: it's a brainwashing facility.]

[kindaruledatit]

[....Hold on, mouthful of dole whip.]

No? Man, it's weird not knowing any of the good rumors sometimes.

[Murdergames really cut into her gossip time.]

[hiddenmeaning]

Some people [Conspiracy Theorists] believe that there's a secret facility built under Spaceship Earth that's the base of a secret experiment meant to replace humanity with pod people.

[kindaruledatit]

...No way.

[.....]

That's awesome. Seriously freaky.