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progresscity2018-05-11 01:53 pm
andbegone) wrote in progresscity2018-05-11 01:53 pm
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A Hardly Working Jungle Cat
Who: Bagheera Plankton and you
What: Cleverly evading the angry mobs
Where: The park, Magic Kingdom
When: 5/11
A - Park in the Aqua District
[Seeing Bagheera(?) around the park probably isn't so surprising at this point- he's a cat, he climbs trees. That's what they're supposed to do, right? So it might be easy to dismiss his presence there today.
It might be, but it likely isn't, because he's very clearly Not In A Tree as he should be. But that isn't for lack of trying.
He backs up nearly all the way across the park, crouching down with his sights aimed at one tree in particular. A sturdy one with relatively low-hanging branches- it should be no problem. But even with a running start and a leap into using his claws to scramble up it, Bagheera(???) hardly gets three feet off the ground before falling off backwards. He doesn't even land on his feet, what kind of shitty cat is he.
He growls in frustration as soon as he's up, less hurt and more annoyed.]
How does he even get up there?
[Okay, whatever, one more time- he manages to use the running start to claw his way a whole five feet or so up the tree trunk before falling this time, at least, but then he's immediately back to pacing circles around the tree angrily.]
B - Magic Kingdom
[If you happen to pass anywhere in the general vicinity of Aloha Isle, you might notice a very conspicuous trail of dropped Dole Whips lying across the ground. Following them leads to... Bagheera(?????), lying across one of the tables and very awkwardly attempting to eat Dole Whip from a cup as best he can. Who knows how he got it and managed to carry it over there.
(He won't admit to it, but the dropped trail is absolutely from previous attempts to carry it. He's bad at being a panther, cut him some slack.)
Anyways, he looks pretty displeased that he's even stooping to try one in the first place, and more displeased with the fact that he doesn't actually... hate it that much.
Maybe it was more just the principle of having to sell the second-best thing while Krabs got to sell these. And maybe the whole Dole Whip grudge thing doesn't matter now... but that's not going to stop him from muttering crossly at it.]
Still don't see the appeal.
What: Cleverly evading the angry mobs
Where: The park, Magic Kingdom
When: 5/11
A - Park in the Aqua District
[Seeing Bagheera(?) around the park probably isn't so surprising at this point- he's a cat, he climbs trees. That's what they're supposed to do, right? So it might be easy to dismiss his presence there today.
It might be, but it likely isn't, because he's very clearly Not In A Tree as he should be. But that isn't for lack of trying.
He backs up nearly all the way across the park, crouching down with his sights aimed at one tree in particular. A sturdy one with relatively low-hanging branches- it should be no problem. But even with a running start and a leap into using his claws to scramble up it, Bagheera(???) hardly gets three feet off the ground before falling off backwards. He doesn't even land on his feet, what kind of shitty cat is he.
He growls in frustration as soon as he's up, less hurt and more annoyed.]
How does he even get up there?
[Okay, whatever, one more time- he manages to use the running start to claw his way a whole five feet or so up the tree trunk before falling this time, at least, but then he's immediately back to pacing circles around the tree angrily.]
B - Magic Kingdom
[If you happen to pass anywhere in the general vicinity of Aloha Isle, you might notice a very conspicuous trail of dropped Dole Whips lying across the ground. Following them leads to... Bagheera(?????), lying across one of the tables and very awkwardly attempting to eat Dole Whip from a cup as best he can. Who knows how he got it and managed to carry it over there.
(He won't admit to it, but the dropped trail is absolutely from previous attempts to carry it. He's bad at being a panther, cut him some slack.)
Anyways, he looks pretty displeased that he's even stooping to try one in the first place, and more displeased with the fact that he doesn't actually... hate it that much.
Maybe it was more just the principle of having to sell the second-best thing while Krabs got to sell these. And maybe the whole Dole Whip grudge thing doesn't matter now... but that's not going to stop him from muttering crossly at it.]
Still don't see the appeal.
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[Grudgingly, he drags himself away from his tree and presses a paw against a card lying in the grass nearby. In a second or so he's back to his regular appearance.]
And of course they didn't vote for a cat. They made the reasonable decision and voted for the most handsome, responsible candidate. The best option, really.
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...hey what happened to the cat?
Uh greetings, Plankton-Sheldon-Plankton. Is there two Sheldons?
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dear neptune did no one give this guy a run-down on anything that happens here or what]
No. There isn't.
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Like being smacked with a bat, he suddenly jolts to life.]
Ooooh!!
So that's what those cards were for! I thought it was some...anime nerd game. This is an embarrassment for me.
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Anime.
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I have no idea what you're talking about.