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Progress City Mods ([personal profile] progressmods) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-04-01 10:44 am

Intro Log

Who: Everyone!
What: Your first magical day
Where: Progress City Tranport Center
When: Right now
Warnings: None planned!



[Today you found a ticket to a theme park. It seems relatively normal, except that it reads: Lifetime Parkhopper Pass to Progress City. ”The Most Magical Pocket Dimension in the Multiverse!” This is not a theme park you have ever heard of, if you live in a world where theme parks are of the norm.

For some reason you’re drawn to the ticket. There’s something… magical in this piece of paper, and you can practically hear it calling out to you, and you feel compelled to pick it up. It’s strange, but it’s a piece of paper, what’s the worst that could happen?

However, the moment you pick it up, you feel yourself being pulled. There is nothing pulling you but there is an overwhelming sensation that something is pulling you by the chest into the ground. You don’t have time to process what’s going on before you suddenly fall over, the strange feeling going away the moment you hit the ground.

It takes a few moments for you to regain your bearings, but as you look up you are suddenly hit with the fact that, wherever you were before, you certainly aren’t there anymore. It appears to be a transport station of some sort, and a very sleek and new one at that. Monorails pass by the station every couple of minutes, with small, slower moving vehicles consistently move in and out of the center.

The innermost wall, right behind where you stand, is lined with portals. It appears that you came in through this portal, but if you try to go back the way you came in, you’ll find that you are unable to enter it, no matter how hard you try.

While the realization that you are now trapped in this strange place, you will soon find that you also have a strange band strapped to your dominant wrist. No matter how hard you try to take it off, it seems like it’s stuck on there.

At least you’re not alone, along with a bunch of other people who arrived around the same time you did, there are humanoid people who seemed to be intrigued by your arrival. They’re all generally nice, but get confused if you ask them why you’re here and why you can’t leave. They will, however, happily tell you the name of the place you’re in if you ask:

Progress City.]
hallotween: (a million things I want)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair.

[eh. she stops the slamming, leaning against the portal.]

It's not working, anyways. You'll have to steal from my corpse later.
itsthecount: (005)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 08:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, no, no. I’m sure you can keep going with it and it’ll break eventually. Trust me, in addition to being an incredibly talented and attractive man. I’m also an expert.
hallotween: (so many different people to be)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[she gives him a long, hard look. and then starts counting on her fingers. one, two...]

If you're that totally wrong about those two things, you're probably wrong about the third, too. I think I'll trust my own judgement.
itsthecount: (008)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I get it.

[he leans uncomfortably forward.]

You think that because you can do fancy things like counting, it makes you better than me.
hallotween: (everything's cool)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[also leans forward]

No, not really. I think that for all kinds of reasons.
itsthecount: (002)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
All wrong, of course. Your six-year-old brain can’t possibly reason that.
hallotween: (how can I fuck with the fun again)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm thirteen. How do I look six.
itsthecount: (004)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Thirteen. Six. Whatever. They’re only two numbers apart.
hallotween: (and I am only as young)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 09:23 pm (UTC)(link)
... Oh. My. God.

You can't count!
itsthecount: (006)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
False. I am a Count.
hallotween: (isn't it)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[ . . . ]

You're a count that can't count!

[this is the best day of her life]
itsthecount: (008)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course I can count! That comes with the title - and the legal name.
hallotween: (let's go down to the tennis court)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Then count to thirteen.
itsthecount: (003)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:37 pm (UTC)(link)
No. I did not legally change my first name to Count in order to be berated by a nine-year-old.
hallotween: (baby be the class clown)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 09:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Whatever you say, Count Can't-Count.
itsthecount: (004)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Actually, it’s Olaf.
hallotween: (everything's cool)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Count Olaf of Can't-Count.
itsthecount: (002)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That’s - it’s not even a real place. I think.
hallotween: (but my head's filling up fast)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
... It's. It's not. It's a joke. Because you can't count. Did you not even notice that I was joking.
itsthecount: (009)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Don’t attempt to cover for your stupidness, Dumb-Child-Of-No-Geography-Knowledge!
hallotween: (even when we're smiling)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
It's Marnie.

What's five plus eight?
itsthecount: (008)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-01 09:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you are, but what am I?
hallotween: (like they do in space)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-01 10:00 pm (UTC)(link)
... A weird dude, I guess.
itsthecount: (009)

[personal profile] itsthecount 2018-04-02 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
WRONG! A visionary.
hallotween: (how people talk)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-02 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
Well, genius and insanity are two sides of the same coin. It's just genius has limits.

[dylan has thrown this at her. many times.]

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