Plank4Prez

[andbegone]

Who: Plankton, Richard, and whoever attends
What: Election Rally
Where: Transport Center
When: 4/23
Warnings: plankton constitutes a warning just by existing


[So it's very possible that, following the whole fiasco yesterday, you started noticing signs tacked up around Vista Way. And replacing the maps in every information booth in the parks. And slipped under your doorway. And just littered around the ground.

Point is, they're everywhere, and while whoever made them clearly lacks any sort of artistic ability, the point still comes across pretty clearly:

ELECTION RALLY: COME SUPPORT YOUR NEW FUTURE MAYOR!!!!!!!!!!!

4/23 IN THE TRANSPORT CENTER
WE WON'T EVEN MAKE YOU PAY FOR THE PINS OR ANYTHING

#PLANKTON OR PERISH

Even if you managed to ignore all the posters and just happened to pass through the Transport Center by sheer chance, it's going to be very difficult to ignore... whatever's going on in the center of the area.

Plankton's dragged crates away from who-knows-where to make some sort of stand, because he doesn't have the time to put together any actual materials, he has to get started on this campaign thing pronto. He doesn't have a real megaphone, either, but he's got a rolled up poster he's shouting into from where he's standing atop like three crates stacked on top of one another. Regardless of if there's a crowd of people around him by the time you show up or if it's just Richard, his campaign manager and virtually sole supporter, either way he acts as though he's got the undivided attention of the whole city.]

People, people, please. I know you have endless questions about my spectacular new policy ideas, but I can only handle so many questions at a time. Believe me, I greatly value your opinion and want to hear each and every word from all of you.

[He doesn't sound sincere in the slightest, but he's got the ham part of the whole thing down perfectly.]

Comments

[avalion]

[She's just turned up to glare at both Plankton and Richard. At the same time.]

[andbegone]

[Takes a poster from the crate next to him.

Wads it up.

Tosses it at her.]

[avalion]

[It just kind of...bounces off her face.]

I have serious doubts whether you're truly fit to lead the people.

[andbegone]

Oh, really? And what exactly are those doubts? Because I don't think you could do any better than I could.

[avalion]

Will you put their needs before yours, to truly serve them? Will you sacrifice everything for those you rule over?

[She's not about to let a spongebob larper target her insecurities.]

[andbegone]

I dunno. Will they put my needs before theirs, to truly serve me? Will they sacrifice everything for the person ruling over them? Kind of hypocritical if not.

[ really makes you think :) ]

[avalion]

To expect that of them would make you a tyrant, not a leader.

[Glaring intensifies.]

[seasonthree]

....What do you want?

[avalion]

I overheard your discussion earlier.

[Incase he hadn't noticed.]

I take issue with your twisted idea of kingship.

[seasonthree]

Twisted? I act like any other king would.

[avalion]

[She tries to restrain her anger in her voice.]

Any other King wouldn't use the throne in that way. That's the behavior of a tyrant.