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progresscity2018-04-16 04:11 pm
beakie) wrote in progresscity2018-04-16 04:11 pm
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Meep meemiimeep!
Who: Beaker and you!
What: Beaker at work, exploring, suffering
Where: Bill's Lab, Animal Kingdom, Wherever
When: 4/16 - 4/18
Warnings: none right now!
A - Bill's Lab
[What's that sound? It resembles a very prolonged, loud "MEEEEEEEP"--specifically, Beaker screaming. If one bothers to stick around, they'll see a flaming orange streak--literally, flaming--speed past them straight to the sink. Beaker promptly sticks his head under the faucet, trying to extinguish his hair which is currently on fire. Soaked and stuttering, he collapses onto the ground, utterly exhausted. Working at Muppet Labs was bad, but this? This is a whole new level of hell. Not only is Bill a terrible boss, Beaker has probably been subjected to abuse that shaved a whole twenty years off of his eternal Muppet lifetime.
He just really wants to take his five-minute lunch break right now. Some lunch would be nice, but food isn't allowed in the laboratory.]
B - Wandering the Animal Kingdom
[Sometime when he's not suffering at Bill's hands, Beaker is out exploring the Animal Kingdom part of the park. When he and the rest of the Muppets visited--well, invaded--Disney World, they didn't get to explore this part of the park. He spends a good portion of the time wandering around and carefully observing the animals walking about, scribbling some notes down in a small notepad. Occasionally, he'll mutter to himself, then cross something out and move on. If someone passes by, he'll timidly approach them and point to an animal in the vicinity.]
Meemii--meep meemiimeep meemoo meep meemii?
[Excuse me--do you know if the animals here are prone to escape?]
C - Wandering / Wildcard
[Want to run into Beaker #2 anywhere in the park? Just post a comment with the date, location, and prompt!]
What: Beaker at work, exploring, suffering
Where: Bill's Lab, Animal Kingdom, Wherever
When: 4/16 - 4/18
Warnings: none right now!
A - Bill's Lab
[What's that sound? It resembles a very prolonged, loud "MEEEEEEEP"--specifically, Beaker screaming. If one bothers to stick around, they'll see a flaming orange streak--literally, flaming--speed past them straight to the sink. Beaker promptly sticks his head under the faucet, trying to extinguish his hair which is currently on fire. Soaked and stuttering, he collapses onto the ground, utterly exhausted. Working at Muppet Labs was bad, but this? This is a whole new level of hell. Not only is Bill a terrible boss, Beaker has probably been subjected to abuse that shaved a whole twenty years off of his eternal Muppet lifetime.
He just really wants to take his five-minute lunch break right now. Some lunch would be nice, but food isn't allowed in the laboratory.]
B - Wandering the Animal Kingdom
[Sometime when he's not suffering at Bill's hands, Beaker is out exploring the Animal Kingdom part of the park. When he and the rest of the Muppets visited--well, invaded--Disney World, they didn't get to explore this part of the park. He spends a good portion of the time wandering around and carefully observing the animals walking about, scribbling some notes down in a small notepad. Occasionally, he'll mutter to himself, then cross something out and move on. If someone passes by, he'll timidly approach them and point to an animal in the vicinity.]
Meemii--meep meemiimeep meemoo meep meemii?
[Excuse me--do you know if the animals here are prone to escape?]
C - Wandering / Wildcard
[Want to run into Beaker #2 anywhere in the park? Just post a comment with the date, location, and prompt!]
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[Beaker shakes his head--don't get him wrong, he likes science--he can probably just deal with whatever Bill throws at him in time.]
Meep, meemii, meep meemii meep meemoo, meep meemiimeep meemoo meep meemii? Meep meemoomeep meep meemii meep meep, meep meep? Meep meemiimeep meemoo--
[And, besides, if he was to change over to Ellen's Lab, who knew what kind of boss she would be like? What if she was just like Bill, but worse? And what about the bosses in the other jobs? As he talks, his meeping just keeps getting faster and more panicked. He's not exactly having a good time.]
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[...Thank you. He appreciates it.
He sighs, taking a minute to calm down and collect himself.]
Meemiimeep, mii meemoo meemoo meep, meemiimeep.
[Honestly, if he could just see a friend from home, that'd be great. He's been away for a long time.]
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[As you know, Bill.]