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progresscity2018-07-19 12:45 am
kindaruledatit) wrote in progresscity2018-07-19 12:45 am
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30 minutes or...
Who: Wendy, and you! And a pizza.
What: Pizza needs to invest in another delivery truck
Where: All around Progress City
When: the 19th
Warnings: I already made a pizza pun in the last log uh PG
A: is the pizza for you and me
[The Fourth of July masquerade was... special! It's an event Wendy will hold in her heart, as well as the depths of her memories that she doesn't really enjoy thinking about. But it's all in the past now, and the Blot wasn't showing his dumb face. Life can continue.
And pizza, like life, is fleeting.
In an effort to put the thoughts of a failed murdergame behind her, Wendy took up more work, which just so happened to include a delivery girl position for Pizza Planet. The position worked best for her, due to a large use of her Wild Ride card. An awesome-looking gold cart careening through the streets and roads of the city would always be an attention grabber. Maybe you're the person that ordered in, maybe you're just nearby when the cart pulls up to the curb. Either way, she's here, never any worse for wear despite her driving habits.]
Hey! Got an order to delivery!
B: this one's on the house
[Other times, mostly around lunchtime, you may catch Wendy sitting on a park bench, or a fountain's edge, or just the ground, surrounded by a few boxes of pizza. One box is open in her hands, and she's lazily munching away at the contents.
Obviously she wouldn't do this if it was against the rules. Right? She'll even wave you over, once she spots you.]
What: Pizza needs to invest in another delivery truck
Where: All around Progress City
When: the 19th
Warnings: I already made a pizza pun in the last log uh PG
A: is the pizza for you and me
[The Fourth of July masquerade was... special! It's an event Wendy will hold in her heart, as well as the depths of her memories that she doesn't really enjoy thinking about. But it's all in the past now, and the Blot wasn't showing his dumb face. Life can continue.
And pizza, like life, is fleeting.
In an effort to put the thoughts of a failed murdergame behind her, Wendy took up more work, which just so happened to include a delivery girl position for Pizza Planet. The position worked best for her, due to a large use of her Wild Ride card. An awesome-looking gold cart careening through the streets and roads of the city would always be an attention grabber. Maybe you're the person that ordered in, maybe you're just nearby when the cart pulls up to the curb. Either way, she's here, never any worse for wear despite her driving habits.]
Hey! Got an order to delivery!
B: this one's on the house
[Other times, mostly around lunchtime, you may catch Wendy sitting on a park bench, or a fountain's edge, or just the ground, surrounded by a few boxes of pizza. One box is open in her hands, and she's lazily munching away at the contents.
Obviously she wouldn't do this if it was against the rules. Right? She'll even wave you over, once she spots you.]
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[She pulls out her Wild Ride card, once she's outside of course.]
Bam. Nailed a few of those gremlin things.
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[Looked at Wild Ride, back at Wendy.]
Dumb with a few exceptions, I've grown to like this crazy thing.
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Hey, not all the cards are dumb. I've gotten a lot of mileage outta this one.
[Climbs into the driver's seat, waits for Daria.]
I know, right? It looks awesome.
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[In all seriousness, she did like the thing. She calmly came and sat inside of it after all. It was pretty cool in a crazy way. Besides, now she had pleasant memories attached to it.]
I know we’re given them as a token for living here, but there’s a certain annoying novelty about it. Makes you feel like Pokémon cards have come back in style, except sometimes they do stuff. Like summon bees.
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...Pokemon?
[Looks at her. Because even if there's a funny-named knockoff of Pokemon in the GF universe, Wendy isn't the type to get into that on her own.]
Wait, there's a card that summons bees?
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Read it and weep. But don't actually weep. Bees smell sadness and fear.