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progresscity2018-07-19 12:45 am
kindaruledatit) wrote in progresscity2018-07-19 12:45 am
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30 minutes or...
Who: Wendy, and you! And a pizza.
What: Pizza needs to invest in another delivery truck
Where: All around Progress City
When: the 19th
Warnings: I already made a pizza pun in the last log uh PG
A: is the pizza for you and me
[The Fourth of July masquerade was... special! It's an event Wendy will hold in her heart, as well as the depths of her memories that she doesn't really enjoy thinking about. But it's all in the past now, and the Blot wasn't showing his dumb face. Life can continue.
And pizza, like life, is fleeting.
In an effort to put the thoughts of a failed murdergame behind her, Wendy took up more work, which just so happened to include a delivery girl position for Pizza Planet. The position worked best for her, due to a large use of her Wild Ride card. An awesome-looking gold cart careening through the streets and roads of the city would always be an attention grabber. Maybe you're the person that ordered in, maybe you're just nearby when the cart pulls up to the curb. Either way, she's here, never any worse for wear despite her driving habits.]
Hey! Got an order to delivery!
B: this one's on the house
[Other times, mostly around lunchtime, you may catch Wendy sitting on a park bench, or a fountain's edge, or just the ground, surrounded by a few boxes of pizza. One box is open in her hands, and she's lazily munching away at the contents.
Obviously she wouldn't do this if it was against the rules. Right? She'll even wave you over, once she spots you.]
What: Pizza needs to invest in another delivery truck
Where: All around Progress City
When: the 19th
Warnings: I already made a pizza pun in the last log uh PG
A: is the pizza for you and me
[The Fourth of July masquerade was... special! It's an event Wendy will hold in her heart, as well as the depths of her memories that she doesn't really enjoy thinking about. But it's all in the past now, and the Blot wasn't showing his dumb face. Life can continue.
And pizza, like life, is fleeting.
In an effort to put the thoughts of a failed murdergame behind her, Wendy took up more work, which just so happened to include a delivery girl position for Pizza Planet. The position worked best for her, due to a large use of her Wild Ride card. An awesome-looking gold cart careening through the streets and roads of the city would always be an attention grabber. Maybe you're the person that ordered in, maybe you're just nearby when the cart pulls up to the curb. Either way, she's here, never any worse for wear despite her driving habits.]
Hey! Got an order to delivery!
B: this one's on the house
[Other times, mostly around lunchtime, you may catch Wendy sitting on a park bench, or a fountain's edge, or just the ground, surrounded by a few boxes of pizza. One box is open in her hands, and she's lazily munching away at the contents.
Obviously she wouldn't do this if it was against the rules. Right? She'll even wave you over, once she spots you.]
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[He frowns. Then, after a moment of thought, he jabs a finger towards Wendy.]
You! You'll get me another two anchovy pizzas on the double, while I make a few calls. [Pause.] They still have payphones, right?
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I dunno. Probably have to ask Rod, or have a look around or something. Or find a cellphone, maybe?
[She pulls out one of those magic cards and holds it to her wristband. In a flash, her cart is back , and she's jumping in.]
Anyway, on it, whatever your name is.
[She does a donut in her cart before speeding off down the road. Gone, at least, for the moment.]
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Th' name's Pete!
[He yells after Wendy, but she's already gone. He turns around and starts searching.
...Aha. Pete spots a conveniently placed phone booth a few feet away that reads "RESERVED FOR SUPERHEROES CHANGING. NOT A PHONE!"]
No sign stops Peg-Leg Pete!
[Pete shoves himself into the cramped quarters and glances at the coin slot, then at the phone. He picks up the phone and punches the coin slot so the booth practically crumples in half. Delicately, Pete puts in a few numbers and holds the phone up to his ear. Nothing but a dial tone. Pete scoffs.]
Figures that darned mayor can't keep anything running around here! [He tries to squeeze out of the phonebooth, but he can't budge.]
...Oh.
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Several minutes pass, actually about as long as it took for her to get there in the first place, because pizzas take a long time to bake and there's the whole necessity of taking breaks between using Wild Ride or else it will disappear out from under her and she doesn't need that.
Eventually, she rides up again, stepping out with two, freshly non-crushed pizza boxes in her hand.]
Hey, dude! Dude?
[Scans the area... somehow misses the phone booth.]
Seriously? He left? Great.
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HEY! KID! TEENAGE GIRL! I NEED MY PIZZAS, PRONTO!
[...He still doesn't budge an inch.]
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[Processing...]
Okay. So, like, you know you're stuck in a box, right? I wasn't even gone that long.
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This cat, however, is having an extremely bad time in this box.]
IT'S A PHONEBOOTH, YA LOUSY--JUST--GET ME OUTTA HERE OR SOMETHIN'! YOU GOT THEM CARDS, RIGHT?
[Normally, he'd just use his Demolition Dynamite card, but he wouldn't want to blow himself up--toons are hardy, yes, but he'd still be hurt.]