inkredible: (06)
Phantom Blot ([personal profile] inkredible) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-07-10 10:45 pm

EVENT LOG PT. 2 Well you tried to have fun

Who: Everyone at the party
What: An intruder changes plans
Where: The Adventurer's Club
When: Later in the night on the Fourth of July
Warnings: Cartoonish Evil Doers



[All in all, the party’s gone off without a hitch so far, Food was eaten, fun was had, and it just seems like a pretty normal event so far!

That is, until the light’s suddenly shut off in the Adventurer’s Club. After about a minute of confused panic, a spotlight suddenly shines down on on who can only be described as a strange suited furry. He grins at the party goers around him.]


Welcome, foolish mortals, I’ve had my eye on this city and I thought we would play a little game.

All the doors and windows are locked in this building, so there’s no way in, and most importantly for you, NO WAY OUT.

Your little party has become an indefinite stay here, with one catch: You have to kill one of your fellow party goers and get away with it!

Now, why don’t you all make this fun?

[OOC: As a note: The second part of the event won’t last for more than a few hours ICly for those worried about being trapped here. But of course there has to be some way out of this mess, right?]
andbegone: (23)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-07-11 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks at window. Looks at Beaker.]

You'd rather throw them through a window to kill them? You don't even remotely have the arm strength for that.
stinkypete: (Default)

[personal profile] stinkypete 2018-07-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
...Wait, what do you mean "again"?

[did he miss something? why isn't everyone screaming in terror like they should be]
lusito: (... but where's my twewy sequel though)

[personal profile] lusito 2018-07-11 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Because gay drama never actually ends when you think it does, it just sort of dies down for a little while before suddenly another ex is crawling out of the woodwork to bring it back.
beakie: (fuck this shit more wine for me)

[personal profile] beakie 2018-07-11 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
lusito: (yes hello 911 i'm still pretty)

[personal profile] lusito 2018-07-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Some people do. I, on the other hand, have my genuinely funny commentary and good looks to get me by.

[... how in the hell joshua didn't get murdered in foolish mortals with this attitude is honestly a miracle]
hallotween: (and I am only as young)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-07-11 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Wow. [COOL] Not your first bar fight, huh?
keyofimagination: (FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-07-11 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
Josh this guy isn't my ex.
hallotween: (what do you think I see)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-07-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, sure. With your little doll gun.
lusito: (bubblegum bitch)

[personal profile] lusito 2018-07-11 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh... you sweet summer child, have you never been invited to a murder game before now? Now I'm almost sad that you missed it: there was a killer one not too long ago, but now after three or four rounds, it's an old fad. Nobody blinks at that sort of entertainment anymore.
beakie: (sigh)

[personal profile] beakie 2018-07-11 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, for the love of God. Beaker throws up his arms in frustration and goes to grab a nearby chair. His arms shaking as he lifts it, Beaker tries to throw it towards the window.

Tink. The glass doesn't even crack as the chair slams against the frame. Too bad he's not super buff like Beaker from It's A Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie. Staring directly at Plankton, he starts to mime throwing the chair at the window at a snail's pace with very clearly exaggerated motions.

Throw. The. Chair. Please.]
hallotween: (up in flames)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-07-11 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Since when have we done that?
noncomformist: (Sitting)

[personal profile] noncomformist 2018-07-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
We've had a few.

[Never technically in bars, really. Bars were fucking lame. And she hadn't personally stabbed anyone. Well. Never stabbed anyone badly at least.]

I prefer abduction, though. Way more goth.
lusito: (too gay for this nonsense)

[personal profile] lusito 2018-07-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Well if not yours, then Walt's I assume, because he really seems to get around more than I was comfortable being aware of.

[why do so many of you want the disney dick]
flowersonthewall: (09)

[personal profile] flowersonthewall 2018-07-11 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Beaker's just gonna take that as an answer to both "how skinsuits are made" AND how to get out of here."]

Mee-miminimeep mimuh meep minimuh mee-meep-mimimeep. Muh. Minimeep mi-mimi meep muh?

[Beaker's gonna take a look around the area for possible ways out while the rest of you. Uh. Try to murder this guy with chairs and silverware?]
keyofimagination: (FINALLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-07-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
[Massages his temple.]

It's a very long story...
allknowledgegoodknowledge: (ghkllaksdjf chocolate)

[personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge 2018-07-11 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Kinky. But not really my kind of thing, you know?
keyofimagination: (Wave goodbye to the real world)

[personal profile] keyofimagination 2018-07-11 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Look Walt was extremely charming when he wasn't sacrificing souls!]

... I hate that you might not be wrong about that.
lusito: (yes hello 911 i'm still pretty)

[personal profile] lusito 2018-07-11 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds about right.

[Not even gonna correct her on "investigator", you do you girl.]
noncomformist: (Wondering)

[personal profile] noncomformist 2018-07-11 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
You have a cliff notes version?

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