Rod hecked up a little

[keyofimagination]

Who: Rod and you
What: Well... you might be here awhile...
Where: At the transport center
When: Tuesday Morning
Warnings: None atm!



[On Tuesday morning, everyone will receive a letter when they wake up, no matter where they're staying for the night. It's neatly typed and just states:

Please meet me at the Transport Center at 10 AM. I have something important to discuss with everyone.

When they arrive at the center, they will find Rod already there, with a box of envelopes. When he speaks, he looks a little sheepish.]

Good morning everyone, I am deeply sorry to say that whatever is wrong with the portals, it's tricky enough that you might be here for awhile. And after an enlightening conversation with Red, we've decided that we should at least make accommodation's for everyone.

As it is providing a lot of stress on Red to provide free food and board daily, we decided that, for the time being, everyone will live in Vista Way for free. It's a nice apartment complex, but if you are unsatisfied with the housing you may move out once you've accumulated enough money.

On that note, that's what this box is for. While you'll be staying here, we thought it would be best to give everyone a job so they would have something to do. We won't be forcing everyone to have a job, and if you're dissatisfied with the job you were given, we can consider giving you a more appropriate job, but having a wage and something to do while we fix the problem might be nice.

I should add that you're starting pay will be around 15 "Disney dollars" an hour, but if that's an unreasonable minimum wage I am willing to increase the wage to something more livable.

Finally, in each envelope with your assigned job, there's also a couple of Magic Cards in here as an apology for the inconvenience. I ask you not to abuse their power, but you can test them as much as you want while you're here using your Magicband.

If you have any questions regarding the situation, I will be happy to answer them.

[He sets the box down, and true to his word, there are envelopes with each guest's name on it, and inside it is your assigned job, starting date, and two different Magic Cards.]

Comments

[mister_mystery]

Relax, pal, I wouldn't wanna murder anyone within the first week or somethin'.

[Squints closely at the muppet. Who is this little man and why do they look alike. Are they related? Are they bros??? Stan does not know, but he will start looking out for his fellow muppet-faced brethren.

Same muppet face? Same muppet face!]

[flowersonthewall]

[Same nose? same nose!

Beaker's. Kinda distressed at the "murder someone in the first week" comment, because haha what about the week after that,

Especially since Beaker's overheard some people talk about a "murdergame" and He Doesnt Want To Fucking Die,

But. At least this old Muppet seems friendly enough? And to be honest it's not the first or only time someone's threatened to kill him, purposefully or not.]

Mee... Mi-meep muh-mimee-meep, mimuh meep mi?

[mister_mystery]

[Stan Pines Would Kill A Man but he's never been in this murdergame everyone keeps talking about. Christ, there were children there! Lord knows what he'd have done. ... ] Ehhhh the resemblance is uncanny, and no I'm not gonna kill ya or anything. There's other petty crime to do besides it like uhhh... tax fraud or whatever.

[flowersonthewall]

[I can't believe we found stan's long lost redheaded cousin]

Mi? Meepmimii-mii, muhmee-mi muh meep.

[Beaker doesn't really know what to think of that. He'd be more worried about the criminal comments, but there's a lot of Muppets with unsavory hobbies, like blowing everything up and cooking everyone into stews.

And this guy is definitely a Muppet of some sort, even though he doesn't look familiar. So it's... not fine, but Beaker's not gonna get up in arms about it. Besides, he's pretty sure half of the Muppets cast has committed tax fraud, so Stan fits right at home.]

Mi-mee muh-mee?

[What's your name, stranger?]

[mister_mystery]

I'm Stan Pines, local frau- uh, showman! I sometimes go by Mister Mystery when I'm runnin' the shack. We've got all sorts'a stuff on for display and merch for sale. Of course, that probably don't matter too much since we're smack dab in some distant galaxy or whatever. [honestly this guy is way better than that uhhhhh third triplet. Staniel whomst?] How about you, pal, what's your name?

[flowersonthewall]

[Yea that. That sounds exactly like a Muppet job description.

Who's staniel he sounds like a douchebag]

Mee-mi mimimi Beaker! Mimuh-meep mimee-muh?

[mister_mystery]

[when will stan pines join muppet murder hour] Pleasure to meet ya, Beaker! What was that last part? Sorry, didn't quite get that- my hearing aids are gettin' sorta wonky.