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The Narrator ([personal profile] keyofimagination) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-04-03 10:51 am

Rod hecked up a little

Who: Rod and you
What: Well... you might be here awhile...
Where: At the transport center
When: Tuesday Morning
Warnings: None atm!



[On Tuesday morning, everyone will receive a letter when they wake up, no matter where they're staying for the night. It's neatly typed and just states:

Please meet me at the Transport Center at 10 AM. I have something important to discuss with everyone.

When they arrive at the center, they will find Rod already there, with a box of envelopes. When he speaks, he looks a little sheepish.]

Good morning everyone, I am deeply sorry to say that whatever is wrong with the portals, it's tricky enough that you might be here for awhile. And after an enlightening conversation with Red, we've decided that we should at least make accommodation's for everyone.

As it is providing a lot of stress on Red to provide free food and board daily, we decided that, for the time being, everyone will live in Vista Way for free. It's a nice apartment complex, but if you are unsatisfied with the housing you may move out once you've accumulated enough money.

On that note, that's what this box is for. While you'll be staying here, we thought it would be best to give everyone a job so they would have something to do. We won't be forcing everyone to have a job, and if you're dissatisfied with the job you were given, we can consider giving you a more appropriate job, but having a wage and something to do while we fix the problem might be nice.

I should add that you're starting pay will be around 15 "Disney dollars" an hour, but if that's an unreasonable minimum wage I am willing to increase the wage to something more livable.

Finally, in each envelope with your assigned job, there's also a couple of Magic Cards in here as an apology for the inconvenience. I ask you not to abuse their power, but you can test them as much as you want while you're here using your Magicband.

If you have any questions regarding the situation, I will be happy to answer them.

[He sets the box down, and true to his word, there are envelopes with each guest's name on it, and inside it is your assigned job, starting date, and two different Magic Cards.]
unclemoneybags: (10)

[personal profile] unclemoneybags 2018-04-04 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Woah woah, now hold on. I didn't know it would do that, whatever That was.

[why's this guy in terrible fashion up and arms with him, he's an old and frail man. he did nothing wrong!]
andbegone: (26)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
...Fine. But watch yourself in the future, old man.

[you're on thin fucking ice and he won't hesitate to fight a 70 year old]
unclemoneybags: (6)

[personal profile] unclemoneybags 2018-04-04 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
['old man'?!]

Who are you, even, and is this soft fellow really your henchman?

[you're not even one of the more recognizable clowns he knows. ]
andbegone: (29)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
[how dare you call him a clown he's clearly a pirate]

I'm the mayor. And yes, of course he is. Look at him, he's the perfect back-up dancer.

[that's what henchmen are for, right.]
beakie: (meep!)

[personal profile] beakie 2018-04-04 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Meep?

[Henchman? What on earth is this man talking about? But he does pride himself on his (subpar) dancing skills, so he just does a little jazz hands thing to demonstrate.]

Ta-dah?
andbegone: (09)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
[he gestures pointedly at the display, looking at Scrooge with arched eyebrows.]

See? Just look at that! Do I have a talent for picking 'em out or what?
unclemoneybags: (9)

[personal profile] unclemoneybags 2018-04-04 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[scrooge is unimpressed.]

Ye have talent alright. Talent for being the lousiest mayor I've ever seen.
andbegone: (28)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? And how many mayors do you know? Because I'm the best mayor I've ever seen.
seasonthree: (16)

[personal profile] seasonthree 2018-04-04 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
[hey guys what's going on this thread here's richard who no one asked for]

No one agreed to you being mayor!
andbegone: (15)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
What are you talking about? You agreed to it.
seasonthree: (15)

[personal profile] seasonthree 2018-04-04 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Really? When?

[plank this is BEFORE we decided that]
beakie: (m)

[personal profile] beakie 2018-04-04 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
[hi what the fuck is going on beaker's just going to inch away really slowly]
andbegone: (richard)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
[he whips out his card again, tapping it onto the magic band.]

Just now. I'm Richard, and I firmly believe Sheldon should be mayor.
seasonthree: (16)

[personal profile] seasonthree 2018-04-04 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
That doesn't count!
andbegone: (richard2)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
How does it not count? The proof is right there.
unclemoneybags: (13)

[personal profile] unclemoneybags 2018-04-04 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Don't make me have to use whatever just happened again! I will!

[he won't hesitate bitch.]
Edited 2018-04-04 04:37 (UTC)
andbegone: (richard3)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
Right, because I'm so scared of an old man with a magic card. Terrifying. Truly.
unclemoneybags: (3)

[personal profile] unclemoneybags 2018-04-04 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[he stares at plankton (richard? plankton? richton? fuck if he knows) dead on then casually swipes his gravity card across his band, purposefully activating it. he's got a little smile going across his beak when the green eggs & ham guy gets yanked in the air then unceremoniously slammed back down on the ground.

:^)







bitch]
andbegone: (richard4)

[personal profile] andbegone 2018-04-04 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[finally, exactly what he deserves: eating shit

He ends up slamming face-first down into the ground, grunting at the impact as it takes most of the air out of him. He's sure either his ribs or his face are gonna be showing signs of that tomorrow, but he's not really focusing on the pain so much as he is the surprise of actually. Being knocked down by a fucking duck. A 70 year old duck, no less.

It takes a shamefully long time before he manages to roll onto his back and glare up at Scrooge, still half out of breath.]


That was uncalled for.
beakie: (MEEP!!)

[personal profile] beakie 2018-04-04 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks to Richard. Then to Richard. Then back to Richard. His head hurts.]

MEEP?!
seasonthree: (17)

[personal profile] seasonthree 2018-04-04 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes these things happen.
beakie: (meeeeep)

[personal profile] beakie 2018-04-04 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
[everything happens so much]