keyofimagination: (A different kind of introduction)
The Narrator ([personal profile] keyofimagination) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-04-03 10:51 am

Rod hecked up a little

Who: Rod and you
What: Well... you might be here awhile...
Where: At the transport center
When: Tuesday Morning
Warnings: None atm!



[On Tuesday morning, everyone will receive a letter when they wake up, no matter where they're staying for the night. It's neatly typed and just states:

Please meet me at the Transport Center at 10 AM. I have something important to discuss with everyone.

When they arrive at the center, they will find Rod already there, with a box of envelopes. When he speaks, he looks a little sheepish.]

Good morning everyone, I am deeply sorry to say that whatever is wrong with the portals, it's tricky enough that you might be here for awhile. And after an enlightening conversation with Red, we've decided that we should at least make accommodation's for everyone.

As it is providing a lot of stress on Red to provide free food and board daily, we decided that, for the time being, everyone will live in Vista Way for free. It's a nice apartment complex, but if you are unsatisfied with the housing you may move out once you've accumulated enough money.

On that note, that's what this box is for. While you'll be staying here, we thought it would be best to give everyone a job so they would have something to do. We won't be forcing everyone to have a job, and if you're dissatisfied with the job you were given, we can consider giving you a more appropriate job, but having a wage and something to do while we fix the problem might be nice.

I should add that you're starting pay will be around 15 "Disney dollars" an hour, but if that's an unreasonable minimum wage I am willing to increase the wage to something more livable.

Finally, in each envelope with your assigned job, there's also a couple of Magic Cards in here as an apology for the inconvenience. I ask you not to abuse their power, but you can test them as much as you want while you're here using your Magicband.

If you have any questions regarding the situation, I will be happy to answer them.

[He sets the box down, and true to his word, there are envelopes with each guest's name on it, and inside it is your assigned job, starting date, and two different Magic Cards.]
flowersonthewall: (01)

[personal profile] flowersonthewall 2018-04-03 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[This... isn't really the first or only time someone's tried something like that with him. Beaker has long since decided to just give up and accept it as an occasional fact of life. That doesn't mean he has to like it.]

Mi-mee-muh meep mee-mimimee meep...
seasonthree: (19)

[personal profile] seasonthree 2018-04-04 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
Meepmeepmeep! Meep! Meepmeep mee mee mee. Meep?
flowersonthewall: (04)

[personal profile] flowersonthewall 2018-04-04 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
[tfw someone accidentally tells you to die while trying to mimic your voice]

M-meep meeemi-mii, mimuh-mi meeeeeeep?
seasonthree: (17)

[personal profile] seasonthree 2018-04-04 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
[it's fine]

Meepmeep.... Meep--

Actually, no, I can't keep this up anymore.
flowersonthewall: (03)

[personal profile] flowersonthewall 2018-04-04 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Aw but Richard u were just about to explain to Beaker the exact time and day that he will die]

Mimeep-mi mii mi!

[Nevertheless, Beaker's relieved. It's very hard to hold a one sided conversation like that. Can you imagine talking with someone when one of you can't understand a single word they're saying!]
seasonthree: (15)

[personal profile] seasonthree 2018-04-04 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
[it's better that way. where's the fun in knowing when you'll die???? huh beaker???]

Why do you insist on that meeping to communicate? No one can understand anything you're saying.
flowersonthewall: (07)

[personal profile] flowersonthewall 2018-04-04 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
[Beaker sighs and shakes his head. It's not like he tries to do this... It's just how he is. It's a Muppet thing to be a little weird, you know?]

Mi-meee mimimi meep-muh meep-mi...

[Of course, explaining that is easier said than done.]