Rod hecked up a little

[keyofimagination]

Who: Rod and you
What: Well... you might be here awhile...
Where: At the transport center
When: Tuesday Morning
Warnings: None atm!



[On Tuesday morning, everyone will receive a letter when they wake up, no matter where they're staying for the night. It's neatly typed and just states:

Please meet me at the Transport Center at 10 AM. I have something important to discuss with everyone.

When they arrive at the center, they will find Rod already there, with a box of envelopes. When he speaks, he looks a little sheepish.]

Good morning everyone, I am deeply sorry to say that whatever is wrong with the portals, it's tricky enough that you might be here for awhile. And after an enlightening conversation with Red, we've decided that we should at least make accommodation's for everyone.

As it is providing a lot of stress on Red to provide free food and board daily, we decided that, for the time being, everyone will live in Vista Way for free. It's a nice apartment complex, but if you are unsatisfied with the housing you may move out once you've accumulated enough money.

On that note, that's what this box is for. While you'll be staying here, we thought it would be best to give everyone a job so they would have something to do. We won't be forcing everyone to have a job, and if you're dissatisfied with the job you were given, we can consider giving you a more appropriate job, but having a wage and something to do while we fix the problem might be nice.

I should add that you're starting pay will be around 15 "Disney dollars" an hour, but if that's an unreasonable minimum wage I am willing to increase the wage to something more livable.

Finally, in each envelope with your assigned job, there's also a couple of Magic Cards in here as an apology for the inconvenience. I ask you not to abuse their power, but you can test them as much as you want while you're here using your Magicband.

If you have any questions regarding the situation, I will be happy to answer them.

[He sets the box down, and true to his word, there are envelopes with each guest's name on it, and inside it is your assigned job, starting date, and two different Magic Cards.]

Comments

[marryapanther]

[Bagheera blinks. Tilts his head. Looks thoughtful for a moment.]

Congratulations. You've learned how to camoflage. Any caterpillar would be proud.

[Said with heavy monotone.

he is a LITTLE impressed but mostly because of the cards' powers, because this is clearly not something Sheldon can normally do.]

[andbegone]

You know what, I'm going to take that as a compliment.

[he's honestly too busy thinking about all the possibilities this presents him with to really care about how unimpressed Bagheera is at the moment.]

[marryapanther]

You shouldn't.

1/2

[andbegone]

Fine.

[he takes out the card again.]

2/2

[andbegone]

How about now?

[marryapanther]

[Ok, that's a little unnerving, but Bagheera sure as hell ain't letting this weird human get to him. Not when it's so fun to annoy him.]

If you're going to borrow my skin, you'd better at least be able to use it properly. You look like an overgrown cub who can't figure out how to hold his paws. A stiff breeze could send you over.

[dont disguise as a cat if you dont know how to be a cat thats rule number 1]

[andbegone]

It could not. I know how to hold my paws just fine.

[He actually really doesn't like referring to himself as having paws, and this is super weird in general, but now he has to prove him wrong.]

See, look.

[It takes like. Several seconds to even figure out which limb he's controlling at any given time (he has no fucking idea what tails are used for and he dislikes it immensely), but eventually he sort of slides one front paw forward. And then a back paw. And so on and so forth, just inching forward without really stepping and yet still wobbling every time he does so as if unable to keep his balance.]

I'm getting there.

[seasonthree]

[POINTS AT HIM AND LAUGHS]

[andbegone]

What, like you could do any better?!

[marryapanther]

[yall gotta come to terms with being a furry, plankton

This is... incredibly funny, and Bagheera is barely keeping himself from collapsing in a fit of giggles.

Bagheera pads over, sits beside his double, and gently pushes him over with one paw.]

What was that?

1/2

[andbegone]

[He's not exactly good enough at being a furry to actually outpace Bagheera when he approaches, so he's slightly prepared for something to be done when he sits down. Still, though, it's not like he can do much about it.

whump. you got a 1 (one) cat, completely flopped over uselessly on the ground.]

Hey. HEY.

[Annoyed, he stretches out the paw with the band on it to tap the card.]

2/2

[andbegone]

[And then scrambles to his feet in a less-than-graceful manner.]

That was cheating. I would've had it in just another second or two.

[marryapanther]

Oh, I'm sure.

Now, are you done being a public nuisance?

[Bagheera doesn't even know he's a security guard yet but he's settling into the role rather well.]

[andbegone]

Never.

[But he's not gonna impersonate Bagheera anymore, that's for sure.]

[marryapanther]

Unfortunate.