rech: (the foulest stench is in the air)
Randall Rech ([personal profile] rech) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-06-19 06:03 pm
Entry tags:

is this an event

Who: everyone!
What: the terrible awful robot baby race
Where: Tomorrowland, Magic Kingdom
When: June, after Plankton is impeached
Warnings: robot babies

[There’s something weird happening in Tomorrowland.

You see, with all the chaos of the Plankton goblins and the mayoral nonsense, the events planning committee has been a little...weird. No planned festival or party this month - so someone else has taken it upon themselves to do it.

“It” being a robot baby race. But not just any robot baby race - a robot baby race to see who’s the fastest.

Out in Tomorrowland you’ll find an odd-looking man in an awful Incredibles-jumpsuit - his nametag reads “Randy”. He has placed a large can of old robot parts and miscellaneous garbage out and labeled them “BUILD YOUR BABY”. There’s a track set across Tomorrowland labeled “INCREDIBLES BABIES RACE HERE.”

He calls out to those who walk by.]


Whoever builds the fastest baby shall win a prize! A grand prize! My favorite kind of prize!
kindaruledatit: (What is blanchin?!)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-07-01 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Wendy sets her baby down and lets it go.

Wendy Jr immediately zips down the track... before immediately turning and smacking into a nearby wall.
]

Aw, c'mon!