is this an event

[rech]

Who: everyone!
What: the terrible awful robot baby race
Where: Tomorrowland, Magic Kingdom
When: June, after Plankton is impeached
Warnings: robot babies

[There’s something weird happening in Tomorrowland.

You see, with all the chaos of the Plankton goblins and the mayoral nonsense, the events planning committee has been a little...weird. No planned festival or party this month - so someone else has taken it upon themselves to do it.

“It” being a robot baby race. But not just any robot baby race - a robot baby race to see who’s the fastest.

Out in Tomorrowland you’ll find an odd-looking man in an awful Incredibles-jumpsuit - his nametag reads “Randy”. He has placed a large can of old robot parts and miscellaneous garbage out and labeled them “BUILD YOUR BABY”. There’s a track set across Tomorrowland labeled “INCREDIBLES BABIES RACE HERE.”

He calls out to those who walk by.]

Whoever builds the fastest baby shall win a prize! A grand prize! My favorite kind of prize!

Comments

[andbegone]

Alright, listen. I didn't lose it. It's been. Temporarily misplaced.

[itsthecount]

Ah, yes. Just like your wife.

[andbegone]

[.....]

Touché.

[mister_mystery]

MEDIC! WE GOT A SICK BURN OVER HERE!

[itsthecount]

Do we? I haven't committed arson recently.

[mister_mystery]

Nah it was a figure of speech, like whatever kids use these days. ...Let me know when you do, because "Mood" and "Same". Also I am always up for arson.

[itsthecount]

Friend. Let's burn down some orphanages.

[mister_mystery]

Well, what are we waitin' for? Let's go!

[recordscratch.wav] ...They got orphanages here? Why not burn down somethin' more uhhh, big? Maybe we can pull some sorta heist!

[itsthecount]

...a heist. You mean, something for financial gain. Not just arson for the sake of it, or benefitting indirectly through that arson. It seems as though I am missing steps here.

[mister_mystery]

Well yeah! Who wouldn't pass up a chance to I dunno, rob a bank and get some sweet, sweet stacks of Benjamins! Although we could just go ham and set the whole city on fire. Nothin' like a little crime to spice things up a bit!

[andbegone]

Arson? Really? [It's fine, he's grudgingly recovered from the burn enough to eavesdrop.] That's the best you can come up with? That's so... standard.

At least add some flair to it. Fireworks. Explosions. Big-budget stuff.

[mister_mystery]

That's the spirit! We gotta look at the big picture here!!! [Steeples fingers] We gotta start planning our getaway, too. I could nab a couple of smoke bombs and distractions. What do y'all got?

[andbegone]

Disguises. [He amends that like. Half a second later.] Well. One disguise. But that's one window of opportunity to frame someone else in the off-chance your smoke bombs let us down and we get spotted.

[he's so ready for this he hasn't had anything to do since the mayorship fiasco crashed and burned]

[mister_mystery]

Ya know what- Fair. [There's been at least a handful of times the smoke bombs bailed on him. Stan checks his cards, eyeing the Power Heaves specifically.] I could probably punch somethin' big to stall for time, too.

[itsthecount]

Why is Sheldon joining us.

[mister_mystery]

We're gonna need all the help we can get to pull this off! Provided we all can do our stuff. [briefly reconsidering because their success rate is very questionable and beyond negative right now-] Are we gonna have a problem, gentlemen?

[andbegone]

I don't know. Are we going to have a problem?

FUCK i forgot to check stan for a week sorry yall-

[mister_mystery]

...Are we? [Now he's genuinely confused. Where were they at- Oh right! Arson.] C'mon folks, we're gonna have to work as a team to pull it off. Think ya'll can do that?