especially good at expectorating

[itsthecount]

Who: Villains Club (Count Olaf, Plankton, King Richard and Dan Backslide)
What: Exploring the parks, general assholery
Where: Magic Kingdom
When: post-intro log, pre-job assignments
Warnings: they’re all trashfires

[It doesn’t take long for the group to reconvene after their arrival, and as soon as the park opens, Count Olaf is quick to drag the group there via the monorail. If only because he wishes to survey exactly what the ultimate prize is.

He walks, hands steepled together, taking heed of the rest of the group as he speaks.]

Just think, friends! Soon, every foot of this capitalistic venture and the no-doubt thousands of dollars in profit will be under new management.

[They end up passing by a statue outside a tavern, and he makes a grand gesture towards it.]

Imagine. This statue will soon be of me, and you all be the other smaller man depicted in the statue. As the agreed-upon chain of command dictates.

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[dothebackslide]

A pretty penny, weren't you listening.

[seasonthree]

But how much exactly? An approximate number.

[dothebackslide]

A PENNY THAT IS AESTHETICALLY PRETTY!

[itsthecount]

The pressed penny machine is over in the gift shop.

[raised unibrow. points over to the beauty and the beast gift shop.]

[dothebackslide]

There you go, we'd get the worth of a pressed penny. So $2.01, generally.