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progresscity2018-05-25 02:59 pm
progressmods) wrote in progresscity2018-05-25 02:59 pm
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EVENT LOG PT. 2: Chum City
Who: Everyone!
What: Progress City is completely overrun.
Where: EPCOT, spilling out into Progress City eventually.
When: May 25th - June 2nd.
Warnings: Goblins.
At some point, you're going to notice...something emerging from the Dreamscape Room. They're not really all that big, about the size of a small child maybe, but here's the thing. There's a lot of them, and they're everywhere:
They never outright resort to physical violence, but every time you look, there's more of them than you know what to do with. They're everywhere, inconveniencing you in the most annoying of ways. Swarming you at all times, cutting you in line for rides and food, generally overpopulating the park. The place tries to operate at normal capacity, but your daily lives are going to be completely interrupted by miniature goblins that look...somewhat familiar.
The nusiances seem to be originating from the Dreamscape Room, and it seems like it's up to you to get rid of them somehow. Maybe figure out why they're there in the first place, because it seems like there could be a political scandal abound. But otherwise? Seems like those cards of your's could come in handy.
What: Progress City is completely overrun.
Where: EPCOT, spilling out into Progress City eventually.
When: May 25th - June 2nd.
Warnings: Goblins.
At some point, you're going to notice...something emerging from the Dreamscape Room. They're not really all that big, about the size of a small child maybe, but here's the thing. There's a lot of them, and they're everywhere:
They never outright resort to physical violence, but every time you look, there's more of them than you know what to do with. They're everywhere, inconveniencing you in the most annoying of ways. Swarming you at all times, cutting you in line for rides and food, generally overpopulating the park. The place tries to operate at normal capacity, but your daily lives are going to be completely interrupted by miniature goblins that look...somewhat familiar.
The nusiances seem to be originating from the Dreamscape Room, and it seems like it's up to you to get rid of them somehow. Maybe figure out why they're there in the first place, because it seems like there could be a political scandal abound. But otherwise? Seems like those cards of your's could come in handy.
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It feels like looking at a swarm of bugs right now and maybe he should go back to that wild, chocolate factory for a few more days.]
AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
[It appears he's misplaced that talking collar of his! He'll be using a Great Flaming Chainsaw to mow down these...goblins.]
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The middle aged man in a chum bucket helmet is stumbling away from the swarm when he sees some...muppet like creature mowing them down. Yeah this convinces Mike this is some kind of movie.]
Oh let me guess, this is for some Jim Henson-related netflix project?
[Scoffs at the inherent danger.]
--eehhh well, it's a nice use of practical effects. Just as long as it isn't another fuckin' Star Wars movie.
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[here is a slightly bigger green muppet, poking his round head in]
That would actually be pretty neat, although they've got nothing planned for us Muppets yet. At least, not for a while. I can't say the same for Star Wars, though. For all we know, they've got movies ready for the next ten years.
Disney, am I right?
[Down goes those goblins in a mess of chum!]
1/2
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Oh my god, you're famed Star War Maz Katana, owner of the famed Maz's Kantina in Star Wars: A Force.
Tell me, are you excited for your role with midichlorians in Yoda: A Muppets: A Smar Wars: a Twentieth Century Fox story?
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Oh no, good sir! You must have mistaken me for [REDACTED]! [how is he doing that with his mouth]
But, back at the topic at hand, I sure am excited! [clears throat, preparing to do the shittiest Yoda impression and bringing disappointment to the Muppet name.]
Excited Too, Are You Not?
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...are you sick, good sir? You got a bit of...something in your voice. Sounds a little like a failed cinematic universe.
[But who knew Maz Katana or whatever could do impressions? This is the first time he's actually felt something other than a miserable haze of drunken apathy.]
Oh my goooood. Do Grandma Tarkin now. You know, the old guy from the very first one.
https://youtu.be/SIaFtAKnqBU
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HRGH!!!
[Goat dad is going to end the heck out of these nasty little gremlins!!! Time to fly to Star and attempt to pull her out- Rescue now, Chainsaw later]
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Their hands! Their tiny little HANDS!