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Progress City Mods ([personal profile] progressmods) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-05-25 02:59 pm

EVENT LOG PT. 2: Chum City

Who: Everyone!
What: Progress City is completely overrun.
Where: EPCOT, spilling out into Progress City eventually.
When: May 25th - June 2nd.
Warnings: Goblins.

At some point, you're going to notice...something emerging from the Dreamscape Room. They're not really all that big, about the size of a small child maybe, but here's the thing. There's a lot of them, and they're everywhere:


They never outright resort to physical violence, but every time you look, there's more of them than you know what to do with. They're everywhere, inconveniencing you in the most annoying of ways. Swarming you at all times, cutting you in line for rides and food, generally overpopulating the park. The place tries to operate at normal capacity, but your daily lives are going to be completely interrupted by miniature goblins that look...somewhat familiar.

The nusiances seem to be originating from the Dreamscape Room, and it seems like it's up to you to get rid of them somehow. Maybe figure out why they're there in the first place, because it seems like there could be a political scandal abound. But otherwise? Seems like those cards of your's could come in handy.
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[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-05-31 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
BEAKER!

[His voice cracks, overall super ecstatic to be reunited with his lab assistant again.]

Where have you been? How have you been? You've been missing for about a month or so! I was so worried!

[Screw it, he's going in for a hug- then a playful light punch after. Actually, he's going to get rid of a dozen more tiny gremlins with the Thunder card, which, surprisingly doesn't hit Beaker for the time being? Probably for the best.]

I asked Mr. Kermit if he's seen you around- the group hasn't been doing too well after our cancellation.
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[personal profile] beakie 2018-06-01 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
Meep meemii meep meemoo meep, meep meemiimeep! Meep meemii meep meemoomeep, meep meemii!

[His words are rushed, as if he barely has the time to say any of this. Lord, he's been everywhere these past few months--he was trapped in some sort of collective subconscious city for a while, met a few people--actually, he met the Doctor! From Doctor Who! It was super weird and freaky but also cool! And, and--

He barely finishes his sentence when the swarm of bees starts coming his way and he starts screaming, running off in the other direction. He tries to grab Bunsen's hand and tug him out of harm's way.]
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[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-06-01 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Some sort of dream dimension? You met the WHOMST-- Oof!

[Has he done an experiment with bees yet? Probably not, and now's not the time in an uncontrolled environment to form some hypothesis.
So he's holding on, practically dragged along the way and rambling out loud about card mechanics and struggling to use the Dragon Cannon card.]


Where are these things coming from???! Where are we going-?

[everything is happening so much]
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[personal profile] beakie 2018-06-01 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Meep! Meemii!

[He just got to see Bunsen again--no way is he letting him get stung to death by bees! He sort of wildly gestures to the Magic Band on his wrist, then the card in his breast pocket. Then he stops, glancing towards Bunsen's wrist.]

Meemii meep meemoo! Meep meemiimeep!

[Wait! Does he have any cards? They might be more useful than the Genie Lamp, at least.]
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[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-06-01 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Cards- Oh, yes! Cards- I've been using these to blow those suckers up. Let me just--

[Bunsen finally manages to use his card for the Dragon Cannon. And in true Muppet fashion, it kind of? Immediately blows up in his face the first thing.

It gives them a boost at the same time though, those goblins are as good as dust behind them.]


--Agh.

[He coughs and waves smoke out of his face. It's fine, they're fine.]
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[personal profile] beakie 2018-06-01 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
MEEEEEP!

[He screams as they get flung away from the crowd. At least they're safe...from things other than themselves, that is.

Would be weird to say that Beaker is weirdly...happy that cannon sort of backfired? He's missed this old man and his dumbass antics. He's been messing up on his own, but that's just not the same without someone else to mess things up with, too. Despite the fact that his face is absolutely covered in soot, he goes in for a hug.]


Meemiimeep meemii!

[That was absolutely amazing!]
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[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-06-01 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! Thank you, Beakie!!

[HE COULD PROBABLY CRY RIGHT NOW HELLO?????? He's probably tearing up from the soot anyway might as well give his partner the biggest hug in return.]

It's been too long of a month without you- it's so, so good to see and be with you again! Even if we're in-- [Lifts glasses] Some kind of version of Walt Disney World park?

Dimensional travel, Who would've thought!
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[personal profile] beakie 2018-06-07 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[If only his stupid Muppet face could actually smile--he'd be grinning like an absolute fool right now.]

Meemii, meep? Meemii...meep.

[Just like when they went to Disney World, right? Except...weirder. Beaker sort of gestures around at the hubbub and havoc. There's a lot to catch Bunsen up on, but they can probably talk about it over Dole Whip later.

Also, he's not letting go of Bunsen's hand. Just saying.]
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[personal profile] muppetlabs 2018-06-12 06:23 am (UTC)(link)
I've been told it's some kind of flux dimension. There was some kind of ticket back in the theatre; I picked it up, and here I am!

We've got all the time we need, Beakie.

[He gives Beaker's hand a little squeeze- oh my gOD this is so gay and so good]