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Sheldon J. Plankton ([personal profile] andbegone) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-05-16 05:21 pm

Plankfest 2018

Who: Plankton and you
What: Announcing his first official event as mayor
Where: Transport Center
When: 5/16


[Good morning, guess who's back at it again with the annoying distribution of fliers? They're all over the ground and taped on every apartment door. And it's actually really, really easy to guess who they're from, given the text printed on them in bold font.]

PLANKFEST (PLANKTON FESTIVAL) 2018
-NEARLY-FREE FOOD
-FREE (+ sales tax) HATS
-FREE (+ small fee) PICTURES WITH THE MAYOR, WHOM WE ARE CELEBRATING
ATTENDANCE IS BASICALLY MANDATORY
(DETAILS @ THE TRANSPORT CENTER)


[So. There's that.

At the Transport Center, the mayor in question has his feet kicked up on a table that's piled high with several more stacks of the fliers. It's probably clear from his expression when he spots whoever approaches that, actually, he didn't really plan on anybody wanting further details. He just kind of wanted the opportunity to brag about his fliers in-person.]


Did you not get a flier? I told Richard to go distribute them. Here. Look.

[He just. Shoves a whole handful of them off the table and onto the ground before leaning back in his chair with a decidedly smug expression.]

I know, I know. A stroke of genius, isn't it? I bet Rod never held a Rod Festival or anything. It's inspired.
computerwife: (16)

[personal profile] computerwife 2018-05-20 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
No one's going to come to your festival.
Edited 2018-05-20 02:26 (UTC)
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[personal profile] computerwife 2018-05-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
High quality advertising? Free with fees isn't actually free. No one's going to buy into that.
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[personal profile] computerwife 2018-05-24 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
..............Sheldon, do you take constructive criticism?
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[personal profile] computerwife 2018-05-25 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Too bad, I'm giving it to you anyway. Your festival ideas suck.