[...Who the fuck is this guy, Sheldon doesn't recognize him. Did he attend the rally? More importantly, did he vote for him?
Then again, it's not like he owes any loyalty to anyone regardless of whether they did or did not vote to him, given he's in a Foolproof Extremely Clever Disguise that no one can ever see through. Even the real Bagheera would totally fall for this, probably.]
I am animal control.
[Not entirely true but mayors can probably just pick up whatever jobs they want, right.]
And I've decided that all human animals are banned from being within 600 feet of... what kind of cat am I, a jaguar? No standing within 600 feet of jaguars.
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Then again, it's not like he owes any loyalty to anyone regardless of whether they did or did not vote to him, given he's in a Foolproof Extremely Clever Disguise that no one can ever see through. Even the real Bagheera would totally fall for this, probably.]
I am animal control.
[Not entirely true but mayors can probably just pick up whatever jobs they want, right.]
And I've decided that all human animals are banned from being within 600 feet of... what kind of cat am I, a jaguar? No standing within 600 feet of jaguars.