[people marry for lots of reasons and sometimes it's to steal a burger recipe]

If you weren't involved then you don't know if they succeeded or not. So there.

[it's. weird. to actually have something to talk to Krabs about again (even if it's just the fact that they've both ended up who-knows-where with no explanation), because there's nothing to steal right now. it's easy enough to still argue with him but also it's deeply unsettling to just like. not be out for his entire career at this very second.]

And no, I haven't thought of being nice. I am not nice. I'm an evil genius. I really didn't take you for one to ask such stupid questions, Krabs.