[he only ever hooked up with you for your formula don't you dare let yourself think otherwise]

They do not. They all would've succeeded exactly as planned if you hadn't gotten in my way. [Every. Single. Time.] But if I knew the answer to that I would've gotten OUT of here already. You think I'm hanging around here for the scenery? No one's given me the answers I've demanded of them!

[we aren't in bikini bottom anymore, he doesn't have to larp with you and he's not gonna]