[One minute he was declaring about the joys of being an overworked, underpaid employee to his favorite two said employees, the next he's in a strange world with huge metal doohickeys and very ugly looking fish looking at him strange. What, has nobody seen a crab out of water before?
Wait a minute. He's out of water. Once he realizes he's on dry land, he begins to panic, tugging desperately at his shirt collar to get air into his gills, suddenly unable to breath. He frantically looks around for the ocean, but there's not a body of water in sight. Oh god, is this how it ends for him? Not even one last kiss to his money before he goes out? He Won't see his assets grow exponentially with his daughter? What a cruel world!
He slumps dramatically against the portals with the back of one of his gloved hands pressed against his forehead, clearly fine and able to breath but also quite sweaty from the heavy LARPing he's doing.]
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Wait a minute. He's out of water.
Once he realizes he's on dry land, he begins to panic, tugging desperately at his shirt collar to get air into his gills, suddenly unable to breath. He frantically looks around for the ocean, but there's not a body of water in sight. Oh god, is this how it ends for him? Not even one last kiss to his money before he goes out? He Won't see his assets grow exponentially with his daughter? What a cruel world!
He slumps dramatically against the portals with the back of one of his gloved hands pressed against his forehead, clearly fine and able to breath but also quite sweaty from the heavy LARPing he's doing.]