May the Current Day Be There with You

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Who: Mike and YOU
What: Mike showed up here
Where: Transport Center
When: Friday
Warnings: A petty nihilistic man from Wisconsin

[Remind Mike not to go rifling in the garbage again. Oh sure, the one thing he could probably hawk on eBay and now he gets wooshed away from the biggest scam of marrying his best friend and some decrepit old guy to some Shining Time bullshit. Well, there goes That idea…

A confused, middle-aged man stands holding a ticket, sighing when he makes a half attempt at braining at what could possibly be happening…and immediately walks face-first towards the portals. Only to stumble back. He tries this a few times. A lot of times. It’s pretty embarrassing for anyone watching.]

Awww crap. Guess they’re closed for the day. Oh well, better look for some more garbage.

[Mike glances down at the item around his wrist...a strap? With the face of George Lucas decorating it? The man sighs. He takes in the wonder and joy surrounding him and thinks out loud...]

Ohhh I get it. This is like Logan’s Run or some crap.

[Mike raises his arm instantly, pestering anyone nearby the transport center.]

Excuse me? I’m over 30 so I’m ready to be lasered now. Or Maze Runnered? Some third dystopian thing?

[He immediately starts wandering around, looking incredibly out of place and lost.]

Comments

[encino]

Ye want to run a maze?

[Theres a pirate here with a #PLANKTONISAPLANKTONINDISGUISE picket sign. He looks to be doing well.]

[ilovepuppies]

[Hopefully Mike likes pirates, because here comes another one! She's handing out pamphlets titled JERRY MANDER: IRREDEEMABLE IMPOSTER! to anyone who looks even remotely interested. Or just looks in her general direction.]

Aw, man, don't tell me they're still kidnapping people!

[hallotween]

[politics is way more boring and way less bloody than dylan's nerdy jokes had always led her to believe so now her hobby is just watching new people fall out of the portals and judging them. at least this guy didn't look actively weird.]

They only go one way. [like she didn't spend full hours throwing herself against them on day one.]