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progresscity2018-04-22 11:03 am
keyofimagination) wrote in progresscity2018-04-22 11:03 am
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Mayor Rod's life is a living nightmare
Who: Rod, Bill, and you!
What: Start of the Election Event!
Where: The Transport Center
When: The morning on 4/22
Warnings: Robotic Body horror
[It was a normal morning in Progress City, and Rod is as overworked as ever. He gets off the monorail from Magic Kingdom, barely looking up from the papers he is currently reading over. It seems like all the stress of the city and the addition stress of people randomly getting stuck in the portal is getting to him. If robots could look exhausted, Rod would be a textbook example of that right now.
But that’s almost a daily sight at this point, and something most people wouldn’t find unusual at all at this point. What is unusual is when he suddenly grabs his chest and lets out a muffled cry of pain. He takes a few more steps to try to get to his office, but stops himself as he braces himself on the wall.
You can try to see if anything’s wrong with him, but he will brush it off with an “I’m fine, I just need a moment”.
However, it becomes abundantly clear that certainly not fine when he suddenly collapses to the ground, papers flying everywhere as he does so. While this seems like a normal collapse at first but if someone looks close at him, his limbs seem strangely disjointed under his clothes.
His limbs are falling off of his body.]
What: Start of the Election Event!
Where: The Transport Center
When: The morning on 4/22
Warnings: Robotic Body horror
[It was a normal morning in Progress City, and Rod is as overworked as ever. He gets off the monorail from Magic Kingdom, barely looking up from the papers he is currently reading over. It seems like all the stress of the city and the addition stress of people randomly getting stuck in the portal is getting to him. If robots could look exhausted, Rod would be a textbook example of that right now.
But that’s almost a daily sight at this point, and something most people wouldn’t find unusual at all at this point. What is unusual is when he suddenly grabs his chest and lets out a muffled cry of pain. He takes a few more steps to try to get to his office, but stops himself as he braces himself on the wall.
You can try to see if anything’s wrong with him, but he will brush it off with an “I’m fine, I just need a moment”.
However, it becomes abundantly clear that certainly not fine when he suddenly collapses to the ground, papers flying everywhere as he does so. While this seems like a normal collapse at first but if someone looks close at him, his limbs seem strangely disjointed under his clothes.
His limbs are falling off of his body.]
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[the point is way over his head]
Regardless. Sheldon is my henchman.
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O-ho, yes, I agree. He's entirely too full of himself, why, did you know that he insisted he was the leader of our non-villainous social group? Terrible. Just terrible.
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OhhhhhHHHHHH THE STORIES I COULD TELL ABOUT OLAF'S LEADERSHIP!
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It's not my fault Plankton is a fraud, you know.
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OH THE THINGS ABOUT PLANKTON I COULD TELL, GOOD OR BAD DEPENDING ON MY MOOD!
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Unlike Plankton, I pay my workers at a FAIR RATE THAT IS SIGNIFICANTLY INCREASED SHOULD I BE EARNING THE MAYOR'S SALARY!
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[it is not. but. he needs henchpeople. he can give up eating for a week.]
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[pulls out pen and paper
writes on it
discreetly hands it to olaf]
"you've got my support.
i want you to crush sheldon's hopes and dreams."
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double thumbs up.]
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We agreed that I would be running. A universally-agreed upon candidate. That's what you said. I won that argument fair and square.
[that's the law of rock paper scissors.]
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[he casts a glance over to dan, and karen, writing something down on that same piece of paper.]
I suppose you will be running.
[just fucking hands that to karen. he thinks dan has the idea.]
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[fuckin glares at the note as Olaf very clearly hands it over to Karen. this is fine.]
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Can't say I'm excited about Sheldon running.
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[he thought they reached an understanding about Karen supporting his shitty ideas???]
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[he thought wrong]
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[he has. people who support him. just give him time to think.]
...Richard.
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Oh, he'd be an incredibly competent and [it almost pains him to say this] ATTRACTIVE mayor!
[cough] He wouldn't be. [cough]
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