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Eclipsa Butterfly ([personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge) wrote in [community profile] progresscity 2018-04-11 05:12 pm (UTC)

We're about to tour the great jungle, right here in the Magic Kingdom. Its very dangerous, but don't worry everyone. I've only lost 20% of my tours today. 70% margin of error.

If you're sitting in the back, you might get an extra charge out of the trip. You're sitting on the, erm... Battery, I think its called? I'm not particularly familiar let me just- [She pulls out a little pamphlet, reading carefully.]

"The battery is highly volatile and dangerous. Too much pressure can..." Well, I'll let it be a shocking surprise.

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