We Didn't Die Party!

[notasingleword]

Who: Ariel and whoever wants to come!
What: PASTA PARTY!!
Where: Vista Way; Ariel's & Freddie's apartment
When: Sunday Night
Warnings: None but I'll update if needed!



[Sunday morning if you're wandering around Vista Way, you might spot a new flyer hung up around the building. It's everywhere really, so it's hard to miss. Pick one up and you will read (if you understand bad handwriting):]

"You are invited to Ariel's very first pasta party! We'll be celebrating our new home and being alive! Please arrive promptly at dinner time at Ariel's and Freddie's apartment!"

[If you decide to come, you'll find Ariel busy in her kitchen as she's preparing dinner. She made a lot of pasta and meatballs. Like too much. It's ungodly. Hope you're ready to eat a lot! The girl smiles brightly as her guests arrive. She never got to host an after party during their time in the manor, so this is the closest she'll get!

Thanks for coming! I'm so happy to see you!

Comments

[faciliheir]

Which they do. Every time. Which is where the executions come in. You're following along, right Chief?

[seasonthree]

Nope! Because I've always been sure to execute the witnesses too.

[faciliheir]

And yet, now you're here. A powerless old man complaining about meatballs.

Funny how life turns out sometimes, isn't it?

[seasonthree]

I'm not powerless. I have two henchmen.

[sort of. they're just people a rank below him in the villains club hierarchy. so not ACTUALLY henchmen.]

[faciliheir]

That barely qualifies you as a low-level villain. You'd rank a teenage nemesis. Not a superpowered one. Not even a group. Just some teenager.

[seasonthree]

What? But I've killed thousands! Surely has to count for something!

[faciliheir]

Are you currently in the world where all that genocide-ing took place? No? Then why would it count?

[seasonthree]

....What if I started having people killed again? Would that help?

[not that he has anyone who could execute people for him 'cause he's a wimp but yanno]

[faciliheir]

I mean, you could try? But, you honestly don't look like you could order a pizza, let alone a murder.

[seasonthree]

How do you know? It's not like you've ever had people killed.

[faciliheir]

[sort of. pauses. glances over at Ariel. is bringing up a horrible, traumatizing moment in order to win a petty argument worth it.]

Except I totally have. [probably not but yolo]

[seasonthree]

Oh really? Who'd you kill?

[go on]

[faciliheir]

A lady never kills and tells.

[seasonthree]

Then I don't believe you. You're just making it up to seem cool.

[faciliheir]

Do I look like the kind of person who has to make up things to seem cool? That just comes naturally.

[seasonthree]

Yes. You do.

[teens is the same right]

[faciliheir]

[scoffs]

Says the sad old man.