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Freddie Facilier ([personal profile] faciliheir) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-04-03 10:43 pm

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Who: Freddie OR Marnie
What: Doing Stuff
Where: Various Locales
When: Wednesday

A. BIBBIDI BOBBIDI BOUTIQUE

[forget the murder game. forget the traumatic deaths. being forced to return to retail is easily the worst thing that has happened to her this year.

to her slightest credit, she manages to give two whole clients their proper princess-y looks. after that, the makeup starts to look a little... darker. was a smoky eye and purple lip gloss even an available option? why does this small Cinderella have what definitely appears to be sugar skull makeup?

she's also decided to make herself more at home and put up a sign at the entrance, reading STORE HOURS: WHENEVER I FEEL LIKE IT. and considering she is visibly right inside the shop playing concentration with a pack of cards she got from who fucking knows, she does not feel like it. this is probably for the best.]


B. ARIEL'S GROTTO

[sometime after that, Freddie is... sitting on the fence at the entrance to the grotto, still in her uniform, seeming to carefully watch each and every person that's entering. kids? pass. families? pass. elderly? pass. a single person roughly of the age from late teens to early 20s? well...]

Sorry, show's closed. Further notice. [and with her most charming smile she politely but incessantly leads the offending person way before returning to her perch to start again.]

C. PARK

[obviously Marnie's first priority, upon being given even the slightest bit of magical power, is to test it all out! it's what all the responsible adults would want, right, for her to practice? and also it sounds really cool and she misses having a sword in general? mom wouldn't let grandma make her sword.

she presses the first card against the magicband-- a sword suddenly appears out of thin air and lands on the ground. she presses the second card, and slowly the sword raises up and comes to life, hovering in front of her as it awaits her command.]


Okay, now... Go attack those rose bushes!

[the sword zooms away on its mission-- so you, uh. probably should get out of its way-- and she cheerfully follows it.]

D. ICE CREAM SPEAKEASY

[later on, to celebrate her return to life as a feral child an Unaccompanied Minor, she has decided that dinner today will be dessert. specifically, a massive ice cream sundae and a Neapolitan trio of milkshakes. it's like dogs without horses out here folks.]
marryapanther: (12)

[personal profile] marryapanther 2018-04-07 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Fair- I'm far from being a fan of fire, myself.

You should practice. Especially since I will be taking my cards back after this, thank you.

... What are french fries?
hallotween: (killin' it)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-07 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
... Do you know what a potato is? This might be kinda hard if you don't.
marryapanther: (11)

[personal profile] marryapanther 2018-04-08 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
[ google search "potatos in india?" ]

I... believe so, yes. Though I've never eaten one myself. I take it these "French fries" are related to them in some way?
hallotween: (I'll be the beauty queen)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-08 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
[nods!] They're potatoes, cut up into smaller pieces and then fried. Which is a thing you do to food when you can't just tackle a deer or something. There's a place near here that sells them. Maybe a hot dog.

You in? My treat, to thank you for letting me borrow the cards for just a little while longer? [pleaaaaaaaaase she's a gremlin but she still remembers how to be a cute child to get things.]
marryapanther: (08)

[personal profile] marryapanther 2018-04-08 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Luckily he has spent his entire life being charmed by his own feral son]

Maybe... I'm not sure if I can eat these fries, but if they sell meat, then perhaps.
hallotween: (everything's cool)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-08 03:14 am (UTC)(link)
Hotdogs are meat! Mostly!

[and here we are off on our journey]

I think animals can eat fries. I've fed animals way worse stuff. My friend's dog ate a whole bag of cheez doodles once, and he didn't even need to get his stomach pumped or anything.
marryapanther: (15)

[personal profile] marryapanther 2018-04-08 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
... I have no idea what a stomach pumping is, and I would prefer not to know. I'll stick with the, ah, "hot dog".
hallotween: (what do you think I see)

[personal profile] hallotween 2018-04-09 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
It's fine. You'll probably never need to know about it. [she says, cursing them to prove that wrong.

now here we are at hog dog emporium, home of hot dogs, where Marnie is ordering the chili cheese dog and fries she so greatly deserves.]


Yeah, can you put it on the mayor's tab? Yeah, he owes me a favor. Thanks.