allknowledgegoodknowledge: (If you're sure that's what you want)
Eclipsa Butterfly ([personal profile] allknowledgegoodknowledge) wrote in [community profile] progresscity2018-09-21 11:30 pm
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Its like Westworld but not the sexy one

Who: Eclipsa and you and some robots
What: Vandalizing books, hacking shit, and facing consequences, oh my!
When: 9/9 to 9/21
Where: Library, the Housing District, and the Jungle Cruise Ride

A. The Library | 9/9

[Yeah okay. Eclipsa’s bored. These past few months have been fun and all, but there’s a point where boredom trumps her typical whimsy. She wasn’t one to play the royalty card but she was a queen once and queens didn’t typically do work like this. So she’s bored. Bored and annoyed and looking for shit to do.

So she can be found in the library, feet kicked up on a table, a stack of books on one side and a pile of chocolate on the other. The combination that results is some sugary hands are very clearly staining the pages of the books.

She’s picked genres you’d probably expect: monster romance basically. But she’s also got a surprisingly number of engineering and technical books she’s clearly been through as well. At the moment though? Sexy monsters. Well, she wanted sexy monsters at least.
]

Are you kidding — what’s the point of seducing a monster if he looks Mewman? This is downright cowardly.

B. Housing District | 9/10 to 9/20

[On and off again through the next batch of weeks? There's a lot of weird noises from Eclipsa's apartment in the dark of the night. Its not like, crazy music or anything too aggravating, but there's the occasional sound of... well, its hard to place, but it almost sounds like welding or machinery working equipment. But where would Eclipsa learn to work something like that? Its gotta be something else.

C. Jungle Cruise | 9/21, morning

[Eclipsa's pretty excited if you've managed to join her cruise today today.] Welcome aboard, dears, welcome aboard, watch your step. Wave at all the people on the dock! It might be the last time you ever see them again.

[There's peals of the typical audience laughter as the boat putters off into the jungle. It probably won't be as funny later on. Do the animals seem a little closer than usual? They're definitely closer to the boat than usual, eyeing the passengers with a lot more interest than usual.]

D. Jungle Cruise Entrance | 9/21, afternoon

[If you’re hoping to get a chance to get on the wacky Jungle Cruise gossip hour with an old coot, you might have missed your chance. The cruises stop coming back around noon. That's probably not good, right? That's probably really bad. Someone should check on that.

If you can handle the animatronic alligators suddenly trying to take a bite out of one of the tourists in the line. People start trying to bail left and right, screaming and tripping over themselves and each other as the gators try to take a bite-sized chunk out of someone's leg.
]
kindaruledatit: (Sorry dude)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-09-26 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
I hope you learned a valuable lesson!

[Spread the word, anonymous lady. Whatever, she's stabbed a robot alligator, this is how her day is starting.

Shit, this is suddenly way more alligators.
]

Geeze, and I thought the robots here were supposed to be friendly!

[She pulls another card, slapping it down onto her wrist. A burst of red ribbons shoot out of her hand, which is aimed at any of the nearest gators. Hopefully this'll wrap them up a little... at least until she can think of another plan.]
kindaruledatit: (Oh wait what)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-09-29 08:13 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah. Take... take that, silly robo gators. With your useless gator hands.]

Yeah! That's what you get for trying to eat the tourists!

[...Hm.]

Still kinda sad though. Man, what's happening today?
kindaruledatit: (Default)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-10-02 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Hmm, very mysterious indeed.

Hmmmmmmmm. Well! Time to go deal with that other ship over there. Maybe there's hippos on that one this time.
]
kindaruledatit: (OOOOOOHHHHH)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-10-02 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
[Ominous keywords aside, Wendy's looking to get rid of these gators, lest this somehow turn out to be her fault for some reason.

So, here she is, standing before all these gators. Here we go.
]

Hey! Longnoses! Hit the road, only robot people are supposed to be on the boats, not robot gators!
kindaruledatit: (Oh wait what)

[personal profile] kindaruledatit 2018-10-03 10:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[It would be, yeah. Unfortunately, they're all gonna try to eat her, probably. So.

Ribbons? Yeah, she's gonna do the ribbon trick again. Her ax probably disappeared by now. That's fine. This'll probably work out okay.
]