I scream, you scream, we all scream.... we ALL scream...

[ilovepuppies]

Who: EVERYONE
What: Fourth of July sucked, we're having a make-up ICE CREAM SOCIAL
Where: The ice cream speakeasy
When: RIGHT NOW
Warnings: Food fights? IDK


Everyone finds a slip of paper slid under their door one morning:

ICE CREAM SOCIAL

8 PM

THE PASSWORD IS SWORDFISH

If you come to the speakeasy at the allotted time, and give the very completely top secret password, you're in. If you've never been to the speakeasy before, you'll find it stocked with tons of ice cream flavors and maybe definitely some alcohol. Star is already here and she has an entire table full of every topping imaginable, including, like, 500 different kinds of sprinkles.

...Some of them might just be straight up glitter. This is Star we're talking about after all.

[OOC: IT'S A MINGLE LOG. get in losers we're stuffing our faces]

Comments

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[CTHULU EMERGES FROM THE SEA- no she's fine, live that life.] Throwing caution to the wind! Very good intuition my dear.

Well, I'm glad to hear it. Dying does sound like a bit of a downer.

..."Too Awesome to Die" would be a very good name for a band.

[kindaruledatit]

[COME TRY AND TAKE THIS, CTHULU]

You looking to start a band? Because I've always wanted to be in one, I once got in a yodel-off with a guy who was trying to use me and my friends in a freaky, dark ritual.

[Mentions it offhandedly. Boy, that was a time.]

You haven't lived until you shout song lyrics at a huge, yodeling guy.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

I wouldn't say not to band. I'll have you know, I play a pretty deadly air guitar.

[Offhand talking about past exploits is exactly the way to talk about said exploits.]

Ergh. Yodeling. One of the more nefarious dark arts, to be sure. The sheer depravitu involved is truly horrifying.

[kindaruledatit]

Oh sweet, me too. [She mimes the action, of playing air guitar.]

It was pretty depraved. Man, the guy yodeled so good though that none of use could even move! We got frozen in place. But, of course we broke out of it.

[Otherwise she wouldn't be here, making this sundae.]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Quick golf clap for the air guitar work, very choice.]

Ah, trapped within the frozen yodel. Truly a horrific fate. It takes valor to escape such a treacherous spell.

Probably.

[kindaruledatit]

It was awful. Just, like, in general. I would not recommend it, or being trapped in a scary haunted mansion.

[...]

You want some ice cream?

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Ah. The death game thing. [Really does seem like something everybody's dealing with....]

Well, how could I ever turn down that!

[kindaruledatit]

Eeyup, the weird voodoo ritual thing that we had to spend a year surviving. Actually managed to beat out the last summer for the strangest thing to happen in my life.

[Pushes the sundae forward. It takes effort.]

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Summers do seem to be eventful. Summer action, Summer love, Summer waves... Clearly all the most important things happen then. Maybe we should scrap it and balance it out among the other months.

[And she just. Immediately starts diving into that sundae like a maniac, stuffing spoonfuls down her throat like crazy.]

[kindaruledatit]

...Whoa.

[That was unexpected, but you do you, Grandma.]

Uhh, sure. There was all of that junk, but there was also this apocalypse going on, which only cut into the summertime. Ugh, I would have still had to go to school on time if I wasn't put in a murder mansion.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

[Gotta have that chocolate. GOTTA have that sweet sweet goodness.]

Mmmm, mwmmm mwoo mmmaaa-

[She pauses and swallows.]

Now, when you say apocalypse, are we talking "a grand revelation that changes the scope of the world" or chaos, general disaster, seemingly end of the world kind of thing?

[kindaruledatit]

[quietly pushes a napkin towards her.]

The second one? Except it was all caused by this interdimensional triangle dude who wanted to throw a frat party so big it would destroy the universe.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Ah. So, boys then. Of course they would be the end of the universe.

[kindaruledatit]

He was the worst! Can't believe how much it took to kill the guy.

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

I'm not sure where one would even begin when facing down a triangle, being quite frank.