Welcome to Progress City, better get used to this kind of thing while you're here. Maybe next time it'll be Juri Riggins taking a turn at a new scheme because he dated Walt Disney and the guy wouldn't let him steal a kid's lunch money or something ten or twelve years ago.

[... First of all, Josh, his name was Jerry Mander--I mean, Count Olaf. Secondly, does Count Olaf even know who Walt Disney is...]