It could not. I know how to hold my paws just fine.
[He actually really doesn't like referring to himself as having paws, and this is super weird in general, but now he has to prove him wrong.]
See, look.
[It takes like. Several seconds to even figure out which limb he's controlling at any given time (he has no fucking idea what tails are used for and he dislikes it immensely), but eventually he sort of slides one front paw forward. And then a back paw. And so on and so forth, just inching forward without really stepping and yet still wobbling every time he does so as if unable to keep his balance.]
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[He actually really doesn't like referring to himself as having paws, and this is super weird in general, but now he has to prove him wrong.]
See, look.
[It takes like. Several seconds to even figure out which limb he's controlling at any given time (he has no fucking idea what tails are used for and he dislikes it immensely), but eventually he sort of slides one front paw forward. And then a back paw. And so on and so forth, just inching forward without really stepping and yet still wobbling every time he does so as if unable to keep his balance.]
I'm getting there.