[Pete sneers, looking up at the...whatever the hell this guy is. Like, he has lines in his face that make it look like he has a beard, but he doesn't actually have any hair? It ends up making him look like a thumb. Pete doesn't like having to look up at anyone, much less this purple weirdo.]

What? No, where the heck did you get that idea? And what the heck's so special about a stupid cow? I'm looking for a statue of a mouse! A mouse and a guy with a mustache!