Star Sawyer's Island

[ilovepuppies]

Who: Star and YOU
What: Star takes over Tom Sawyer Island
Where: gee idk
When: right now
Warnings: Glitter



[Star didn't completely hate her job as a pirate performer, it gave her an excuse to harass the robot denizens of Progress City after all. It also gave her an excuse to explore the park via climbing all over everything. So it's no big surprise that eventually she discovers Tom Sawyer Island.]

Where the HECK has this been the whole time!?

[...Then she remembers that she's still on the clock] Uh... arrr!

A: Dead Men Tell No Tales

[And then she's nowhere to be found. There is, however, talk of a mysterious figure haunting Dead Man's Grotto near the entrance of the island. You know, in addition to the regular creepy flair and animatronic pirate skulls. Guests are hesitant to venture near the place, which isn't great for business. Maybe you've been sent to check out why people are avoiding it, or maybe you're just curious. Either way, dare you enter the spoooooooky haunted pirate cave?]

B: Fort LangUnihorn

[Okay, that's enough screwing around in the cave, because Star just found an honest to god FORTRESS. This is her home now. Within the day, a banner is tossed over the Fort Langhorn sign, proclaiming that it is now Fort UNIHORN in bright, glittery letters, and underneath that in smaller letters: GHOSTS KEEP OUT. The crates of ammo scattered around the place are fake, but that's fine- the canons could be re-purposed into functional weaponry with some work. All entrances except the front are closed off, and if you approach, you're greeted by a yell from the top of the wall.]

Ahoy there, landlubber! State yer business!

[She's pointing a canon at you.]

Comments

B

[allknowledgegoodknowledge]

Oh, good afternoon darling! Pirating about, eh? That's grand, very grand dear.

[Totally unfazed by the canon.]

A

[midnightcowboy]

[Jed may only actually work at Splash Mountain but, really, he's started to consider all of Frontierland his home base during the day. That obviously includes the island because why not? It's a hassle to get over there but he's never really let that stop him before. Of course, tall tales of the cave recently being haunted just make him more willing to go and check it out. He's got a gun now. He's not afraid.

...Well maybe he's still slightly afraid. But that doesn't keep him from venturing in, one hand gripping his cards just in case. Besides, he figures any ghost would have a hard time noticing him as opposed to a full-sized human. So it's fine. Everything is fine.]

B

[kindaruledatit]

Yo, Star! Love what you've done with the place.

[Wendy gives the girl currently pointing a cannon at her a lazy wave before her hands were stuffed contently back into her pockets.]

Uh, wait... Avast? Pirate noises?

[This isn't her jurisdiction, she's still wearing her Pizza Planet uniform.]

B

[itsthecount]

I am looking for the roast beef. Clearly, I have come across an island with none, of it is you in command.

[why is olaf here?? who knows??]

A(in't afraid of no ghost)

[mister_mystery]

Hey, chuckleheads! We got a theme park to run and y'all are scaring potential wallets outta town!

[Grunkle Stan enters the fray! He's grumpy, but if exploring means he can catch a break from doing magic tricks in Adventurer's Club, he's in. Also he feels a little nostalgic- maybe he can find another mini Stan O' War in here.]

Helloooooo?