Tried to take over? I thought he was already mayor. [He shakes his head.] Still, reckon that oughta earn him more than just a slap on the wrist.

[And boy does he have a solution for you!]

So tie him to the train tracks, then. [Jedediah, who has absolutely zero qualms with murder,] You want justice you gotta go out and get it yourself, Laredo.