Oh I got plenty of stories...I was a personal friend of Jesus. You might say I was his...disciple. His...sidekick.
Back when I first met Jesus, me and him were just a couple of crazy kids who signed up for the Alien versus Predator wars. We were both on the alien side. And it was tough, but see Jesus got the bright idea of covering the alien side with mud because the Predators were blind to mud...after that it was an easy victory.
When we won, I turned to Jesus and I asked, 'Jesus, what's best in life?'. And he says to me [Doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.] 'To crush your enemies. See them driven before you.'
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Oh I got plenty of stories...I was a personal friend of Jesus. You might say I was his...disciple. His...sidekick.
Back when I first met Jesus, me and him were just a couple of crazy kids who signed up for the Alien versus Predator wars. We were both on the alien side. And it was tough, but see Jesus got the bright idea of covering the alien side with mud because the Predators were blind to mud...after that it was an easy victory.
When we won, I turned to Jesus and I asked, 'Jesus, what's best in life?'. And he says to me [Doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger voice.] 'To crush your enemies. See them driven before you.'
I went 'fuck it' and had to be his disciple.