[Its a giant yellow thing, with long arms and sharp teeth. Its got a six-pack on top of a zero-pack. Its face is too big, its four eyes too beady. Its hairy and gross and just an utter horrific sight to see, with its noodle arms and muscles that can't fit inside said noodle arms. Its like someone combined this and this. With a mermaid tail popping out of his back.]
IS ME SPONGEBOB SPONGEMAN, HERE FOR FRIEND AND CRIM FIGHT AND MERMENT FUN.
tw: extremely cursed imagery and images
IS ME SPONGEBOB SPONGEMAN, HERE FOR FRIEND AND CRIM FIGHT AND MERMENT FUN.
...what the $#!%.