[Dan was absolutely here to sabotage nonsense, no bones about it. If things got too impressive and fun, things might work smoothly. And if things worked smoothly, that would mean he might have to actually show up to work. Its better to let Plankton overwhelm everyone with his dumb chaos so the ol' Backslide man could sit back and watch the world burn.
That said, he's genuinely startled to see what awaits him in the Dreamscape room. There's a big theater, with a red carpet, with lights and camera and a big poster with his name on it. "A Dan Backslide production" is in big letters on the front. Bugs Bunny is there, shaking his hand proudly, handing him a bag labelled "Cool Hollywood Drugs" and reporters are all asking for his attention. A sentient pile of Dora's father's money smooches his cheek.
He doesn't really know how to respond to this.] ...WOW! PRETTY SURE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO CARE THIS MUCH.
DIII
[Dan Backslide can later be found staring at nothing by the garden, puzzling out everything around him, with several flowers spewing out of his makeshift joint, which is on the tip of slipping out of his hand. If he spots you, he's just gonna wave you down.]
Hello, my good sir and or madam or whatever you may call yourself. I believe you may refer to meas Dan Backslide. I think. [So respectful, in very official terms.] It appears I am in a state of befuddlement and confusion. I know not where I am or what I was doing. Should I be murdering someone? Should I be apologizing to someone? It is very alarming.
[Its possible mixing various flowers has not gone well.]
PII
[Once he's back to his old self? You know he's gonna be picking up the lovely dovey flowers by the boatload and dumping it into the ballpit. People are gonna go wild over this shit.]
COME ONE, COME ALL, FOR THE MOST AMAZING HI- RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! BALLPITS APLENTY! BALLPITS GALORE!
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[Dan was absolutely here to sabotage nonsense, no bones about it. If things got too impressive and fun, things might work smoothly. And if things worked smoothly, that would mean he might have to actually show up to work. Its better to let Plankton overwhelm everyone with his dumb chaos so the ol' Backslide man could sit back and watch the world burn.
That said, he's genuinely startled to see what awaits him in the Dreamscape room. There's a big theater, with a red carpet, with lights and camera and a big poster with his name on it. "A Dan Backslide production" is in big letters on the front. Bugs Bunny is there, shaking his hand proudly, handing him a bag labelled "Cool Hollywood Drugs" and reporters are all asking for his attention. A sentient pile of Dora's father's money smooches his cheek.
He doesn't really know how to respond to this.] ...WOW! PRETTY SURE I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO CARE THIS MUCH.
DIII
[Dan Backslide can later be found staring at nothing by the garden, puzzling out everything around him, with several flowers spewing out of his makeshift joint, which is on the tip of slipping out of his hand. If he spots you, he's just gonna wave you down.]
Hello, my good sir and or madam or whatever you may call yourself. I believe you may refer to meas Dan Backslide. I think. [So respectful, in very official terms.] It appears I am in a state of befuddlement and confusion. I know not where I am or what I was doing. Should I be murdering someone? Should I be apologizing to someone? It is very alarming.
[Its possible mixing various flowers has not gone well.]
PII
[Once he's back to his old self? You know he's gonna be picking up the lovely dovey flowers by the boatload and dumping it into the ballpit. People are gonna go wild over this shit.]
COME ONE, COME ALL, FOR THE MOST AMAZING HI- RIDE OF YOUR LIFE! BALLPITS APLENTY! BALLPITS GALORE!